Doris & The Elephant

05/12/2023

I am sorry, but LOOK at this absolute hunker from the stunner that is The fur? Stunning! The slightly psychotic smile? Adorable! The bells? Dashing! The sticks for beating naughty children with? PER.FEC.TION. This woman’s talents know no bounds and I dispose her immensely 😍😍😍

27/06/2023

Open Sessions

Do you Want to Join the Club ? As a Club we have Limited Spaces available in our existing teams so we will be holding 2 Sessions Next Week for New players to attend in the hope to become part of the club.

📆 Monday 3rd July
⏰ 5.30 - 6.30
⚽️ U7 - U9
( Season 23/24 Age Groups )
💰 £5 Per Player

📆 Wednesday 5th July
⏰ 5.30 - 6.30
⚽️ U10 - U13
( Season 23/24 Age Groups )
💰 £5 Per Player

Please contact us VIA WhatsApp for more Information ℹ️

16/06/2021

Over the shoulder boulder holders ***es

08/06/2021

Shopping list bag. Perfect for making sure you don’t forget the essentials. Also available in an XL version coz I gots yo back 😉

06/06/2021

Cover up your tiddies with our awesome Tit-Tee ***s

15/04/2021

09/04/2021

Unsolicited dick T.

14/03/2021

I’m definitely rocking this one today. It took a whopping 4 days back in school before the sprog brought home a cold, which he just HAD to share 😩☹️. If you need me I’ll be in bed, waiting for you to tell me I’m pretty, even though I look like Aileen Wuernos with no make up on and my greasy hair scraped back.

04/03/2021

01/03/2021

Funbags!!! 😂😂😂

28/02/2021

God, I wish I could spin sexily round a pole. Pretty sure if I tried I’d break the floor, the ceiling and a few bones.