29/04/2026
Yeah yeah I bought a SNES with Super Mario Kart I need to stop going on about it. I’m aware no one but myself and a couple of particularly sad followers care.
But anyway, let me tell you more about Super Mario Kart and how much better I am than you at it.
This is a genuine offer……
So if you can beat my time on Mario Circuit 1 I’ll give you a £50 voucher for the shop. That’s in writing now so I can’t go back on it. Will 100% regret this.
A few rules because I know you lot of greedy t***s and will try and cheat.
It has to be Mario Circuit 1 (I’m s**t at the rest).
You can’t spend all day on it. 10 goes max. Firstly that’s just cheating and secondly I really don’t want you hanging about for too long as dealing with you in short bursts is bad enough.
Play. Lose. Leave.
Anyway can’t think of anything else to say and I’m bored.
supernintendo
