01/04/2025
BIG NEWS from Safety Shack!
Starting today, we’re introducing our most groundbreaking product yet:
Inflatable High-Vis Suits!
Yes, they inflate on impact AND double as a camping mattress.
Trip over a cable? Pffft! You're safe and softly bouncing.
Fall off a ladder? BOING! Instant airbag mode.
Stuck in a boring site meeting? Just float away emotionally.
Now available in Neon Yellow, Electric Orange, and “Limited Edition Glow-in-the-Dark Lime.” Stay safe and squishy only at The Safety Shack, Platform 88 unit a, Ashburton Industrial Estate, Ross-on-Wye HR9 7BW. Embroidery not recommended, that will pop it, poppet! https://thesafetyshack.myshopify.com/