Crash the Pose, Sheffield (2026)

21/07/2024

so after another burst of hectic doing f**kall for the shopness - we've got our act together again - a whole wave of tees coming in the next month - waited til their printed, or at least art approved - and now we're listing them every couple of days...
So - number one - this has been on the cards for about 2 years - hindered by illness, apathy, emails going back and forth - but finally - PARANOID (PND) - HELLO KITTY - DESTROY FUTURE LESS SYSTEM
f**k yes - i thought the gremlins tee we did with them was a killer - but this might actually just steal that crown.... Theres a standard Red n white on Black tee - that will be the shop tee - then there are 3 (yeah 3!) limited options that only be printed in the pre-order - A red/pink fade on black, red and black on natural = and a longsleeve...
see pics!!!! only available thru Etsy cos the online shop is being an absolute pain - really it needs rebuilding - but I think i might just migrate it to a new platform as it's just creaking a bit at the seams now!!!
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1751376630/paranoid-exclusive-destroy-future-less Is the longsleeve
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1751375554/paranoid-exclusive-destroy-future-less is the red n white on black standard tee
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1751374928/paranoid-exclusive-destroy-future-less - the red and black on natural
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1765571959/paranoid-exclusive-destroy-future-less - the pink n red fade on black

06/05/2024

Made about a month ago, life keeps getting in the way of uploading haha.... one of the classic LPs of earlysl 80s Japanese punk, and one of the most iconic images... didn't think most of you would rock a yellow tee like the album so converted it for black.. Next brand new pnd.. photos tomorrow!
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01/02/2024

A mix of the old and new for this week... FINALLY - yes i've reprinted the NO FUTURE shirt - took out the grey as I never liked it - and tidied up the contrast - still not happy - so i'll tweak before I print it again (hopefully not in another 5 years!!!
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/587401123/no-future-records-punk-oi-collage-uk
Also a reprint for the Punks not Dead tee - the classic one off magazine cover, but with band logos added instead of the boring type font on the magazine.. This and No Future were the most requested tees for a reprint, so fill yer boots...
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/237218145/punks-not-dead-t-shirt-exploited-uk82
Then new - Psychic TV and the Slits - we've had the slits knocking around since rebellion, but i hadn't listed it.. Psychic TV has been on the drawing board for ages too - so both are here - we have plain colour non bleach variants of both too- PTV on natural tee and Slits on a Pink = i'll list them when i do each Tee individually...
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1656277708/slits-typical-girls-zig-zag-cover-bleach
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1656279850/psychic-tv-force-the-hand-of-chance-ltd
and finally a short run of the Siouxsie tee on a bleached out Longsleeve - one of the most liked tees of last year, had a few requests for this, so here we go..
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1656279850/psychic-tv-force-the-hand-of-chance-ltd

coming soon - in no particular order! Paranoid (Sweden), Chaotic Dischord, Doom (though i've been pi***ng around with that for 3 years, so don't hold your breath), A swedish collage, some 80's gig flyers, a bunch of new canvasses, all the 25mm buttons online, patches... and hopefully uk82 punk rock sticker book...

12/01/2024

Right, now for one that I got finished in time for Rebellion (we have a stall there each year) I put it online but didn't make a post - just stuck it in the store.
I did have a photo of Steve now, looking at Steve then - but managed to delete it! He posted one of me and him on their IG - but that's too hideous to repost.. so instead, let's concentrate on the shirt!!!
There's a long sleeve too - but i've got to take pics n list it - as soon as i do, i'll post about it..
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1593466075/crass-banned-from-the-roxy-shirt-unique
there;s not much you can actually say about Crass that's not been written - TBH personally it's all about Feeding, Stations, P***s Envy and parts of Christ... the last couple of years they sort of lost the plot musically - but in the first 3 or 4 years they wrote some absolute classics... (and yes i know, the politics of how they ran things, their views etc are as important - but ultimately - we all want to shout and sing along - I defy anyone to lose thier s**t and run around the room to 10 notes on a summers day - well unless like the 15 year iold me you were running around cursing that you'd spent money on that heap of sh(t) Also if you've not seen them, go and catch Steve Ignorants band playing Crass songs, nostalgia aside - Carol Hodge does the almost impossible and breathes new life into the Female led material - jaw droppingly good..

11/01/2024

Okay - here we go with the final close up of this first burst of tees - i'll do both confuse together - it seems the longsleeve is getting all the love - poor old spending loud night...
links are here
Longsleeve- https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/534819343/confuse-atrocious-madness-tunes-for
Spending loud night tee
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/496502191/confuse-spending-loud-night-uk-shipping
Tunes for fxxker Tee
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/496502191/confuse-spending-loud-night-uk-shipping
Regarding the old stock - i'm thinking of doing a video of 15 or so designs - they'll be at a flat rate - n i'll just list the sizes i've got left - first come first served, shipping at cost... (and yes, sorry if you live outside the UK it is a fortune)
tomorrow - i'll be adding 2 new designs to the shop and one old fave will be reappearing.. ,
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10/01/2024

Okay - day 3 - the first time in a million years, i've remembered to post 3 days on trot I think!
Held one shirt back for today - The Disclose Collage shirt was already added to the shop - but also made a short run on Longsleeve. So added that this evening.
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/1640910516/disclose-disnightmare-collage-t-shirt - direct link to the longsleeve
https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com/uk/listing/233643308/disclose-disnightmare-collage-t-shirt and the tee...
also reprinted all sizes for the shirt - including 4X and 5X due to people asking!

Tomorrow - something old- i have a load of old designs I only have a few left of, don't have the screens anymore, so literally what i have is all there is - how would people like me to do this? it's too time consuming to set up in shop - so should i feature a few a day with prices and let you buy direct? auction? ideas on a postcard to....

09/01/2024

First off, thanks for all the messages to my previous post, genuinely quite choked!
As i said yesterday, i'll highlight the newer stuff - and as has been pointed out a couple of times in PM - I never gave a link to the Etsy or anything ha... too busy ranting obviously... https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com is where they are!!
So shirt one - Riot City collage - over the years I seem to have made more of these different collages than I ever planned!! probably much like when people ask for your favourite song / band / record, i can never concentrate and pick one and it soon evolves into a top 50.. I think I prefer a bit of everything!!
These shirts actually take the longest to make - i'm sure it looks like the art is just flung on - but actually it can take ages shifting various bits about until it feels "right" which all sounds a bit arty - which i'm not! ha!
I *think* there is something relating to each release on Riot City on here - i'm not saying definitively - but i'm sure I got them all... i will be re-printing the No Future one - before anyone asks - but for now - one of the finest Punk labels of all time can bask in the limelight..
once again - the shirt is available here https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com - in time i'll update crashthepose.com - but i'm struggling to keep the stock levels in sync between the 2 sites - so keep going to pick one and find it's sold out in that size..

08/01/2024

Happy 2024 everyone! - took the shop down late Dec as had to have an unplanned Op on my heart - all good now - originally was only taking it down for 10 days - but tbh the attitude of some customers, even when knowing i'd had an Op, made me question whether i could be arsed to do it anymore.. there's only one of me and this isn't my actual job (I run a screen print company) since june that has been pretty full on, leaving little time for this (hence no new designs really) and add in i've had health problems since Mid Spring - i'm stunned i've fulfilled anything!! but as we speak there are 2 people with outstanding historical orders - and then all sorted !
So here's some new reprints in different colourways - and finally a couple of new shirts!!
I do have plans for some new stuff - and really would like to retire some designs - but everytime I try they keep getting requested - keeping on top of stock is nightmarish - so add new and removing old seems the only way forwards.. i'll start highlighting shirts for the chop so people can grab them before they're done..
Price rises - yes a lot of shirts have gone up - postage has been increasing merrily as has electric / blanks / inks etc - and I've tried to leave prices as they were for as long as possible (some haven't gone up for 5 years) - but they needed to go up a bit - and postage needed to relate to what i was actually being charged!! everywhere is also now sent tracked - too many EU parcels getting "lost" (weirdly never coming back to me though! - which is what normally happens when they don't get to the address) means sadly the 99% good customers from the EU now have to pay for the others... sorry lengthy post! too much moaning - i'll do each shirt on it's own over the next few days and be waaaay more happy ha!

09/04/2023

Seeing as it's happy nailed to a cross weekend, it's a great time to launch the latest hook up...Rat had this great art, and sent it over, so we've gone full seditinaries, printed inside out, 4 colour front print, inner neck and seds style arm tag.. Rat will have a standard tee for sale via his/the varukers Facebook as he didn't want the bells n whistles.

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12/02/2023

Okay - yeah - i know we're like the Haley's comet of the merch world - one post a year - but going forwards my daughter - who's for ever bending my ear about how sh*t i am at the internet will be hopefully running more of this side of things - like wise messaging - I read messages sent to the etsy and the website - and always forget about facebook and instagram, don't take it personal - nag me on them all!! ANYWAYS!!! after last years collaboration with the Restarts, we're launching 2023 with a couple of Outsider designs - the black stuff is on both Etsy and Crash the Pose - the colours are only from Crash the Pose... we're running a 2 week pre-order - sending out the week of 27th Feb.. also doing a reprint of the Just Get's worse tee - as people are nagging they never got one.. https://crashtheposeuk.etsy.com and www.crashthepose.com

02/02/2022

Brand new collaboration with Extinction of Mankind!
After the last time we hooked up to do the Longsleeve and tee, Ste had asked about doing a hoodie - as they were always being badgered for them -- so a mere 12 months later - here we go!!! Featuring the art from the fold out poster in storm of resentment to the rear and the classic Extinction of Mankind logo to the front!
Zip hoodies only - there are plans afoot for a special 30 tee later this year...https://crashthepose.com/product/storm-of-resentment-limited-official/?preview_id=8927&preview_nonce=939cc07e5c&_thumbnail_id=8936&preview=truedirect link to buy!!

30/01/2022

Okay - to tie in with the blink and you missed it new lathe cut 7" by sheffield's Rat Cage - here's a new tee/longsleeve collaboration! So cheer yourself up and snaffle one of these!!
On preorder for 2 weeks - (shipping the week of Monday 17th feb). As always featuring art by Mylo - with the lyrics to the rear - Lughole records logo on the sleeve. Black print on the Tee and Longsleeve - and a shorter run of black into red fades.
These are unique to us - Rat cage will have something different for their shows... (and everyone who missed the 7 - it's getting a reprint on LVEUM - though that probably means about 2025 if the pressing plants are still as clogged as ever!!)
Available on www.crashthepose.com

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