Banana Industries

Banana Industries We sell bike bits, outdoor gear and random bargains that land in our warehouse. One week tyres, next week jackets. Cheap, fast, gone.

Chaos, deals and the odd banana. šŸŒ Official distributors of the dirt hype - Eco-friendly & Recycled Products... Keeping it green & rad for the regular Joe's :)

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Talkin’ ā€˜bout the roots in the manI feel my spirit gettin’ oldIt’s time to recharge my soulI’m zippin’ up my bootsGoin’ ...
28/07/2026

Talkin’ ā€˜bout the roots in the man
I feel my spirit gettin’ old
It’s time to recharge my soul
I’m zippin’ up my boots
Goin’ back to my roots
Yeah

To the place of my birth
Back down to earth
I’m homeward bound .

26/07/2026

New staff dining table !

Woke up spark awake at 7am Saturday morning with the eureka thought of taking our giant 5.5m 300kg giant rengas slab and turning into our new staff dining table.

Not sure whete that came from but sometimes I get these creative urges.

Its actually a good thing because it means Im ā€œin a good spaceā€ whete creativity is high , they used to call it ā€œdaves on the magic dustā€ in the planet x days which i thought was a compliment but in hindsight probably wasnt.

Anyway four of us and the overhead crane spent 3 hours getting it out of its parking spot .

Now we can get to work.

New dining area next week.

Baduy Oil Continued Baduy Oil is a traditional wood conditioning oil originating from the Baduy region of West Java, Ind...
24/07/2026

Baduy Oil Continued

Baduy Oil is a traditional wood conditioning oil originating from the Baduy region of West Java, Indonesia.

The Baduy people are an Indigenous Sundanese community known for maintaining traditional ways of living, craftsmanship and land stewardship. Many communities still build by hand, work with natural materials and rely on knowledge passed between generations rather than industrial production methods.

This oil comes from that tradition.

Rather than using synthetic sealants or modern chemical finishes, traditional Baduy wood care relies on slow-prepared natural oils, roasted botanicals and forest ingredients used to feed, protect and darken timber over time.

The exact recipes vary between families and villages. There is no single ā€œofficialā€ Baduy Oil. Like many traditional oils across Indonesia, methods differ depending on local ingredients, climate and intended use.

Our Baduy Oil is made using roasted candlenut, coconut, linseed, lemongrass and forest botanicals prepared using traditional Sundanese methods in West Java.

The DARK version is slowly prepared using roasted oils and forest roots, creating a richer finish designed to deepen grain and add warmth to hardwoods.

The NATURAL version gives a lighter and more natural appearance while still nourishing and protecting the timber.

Unlike modern glossy finishes, Baduy Oil is designed to soak into the wood rather than sit heavily on the surface. The finish develops gradually through handling, use and repeated application.

Total Fu***it.The saga of my missing keys ended on Thursday with the depressing conclusion that I am still a total fu***...
24/07/2026

Total Fu***it.

The saga of my missing keys ended on Thursday with the depressing conclusion that I am still a total fu***it.

After 6 days of lost keys and everyone around me helping in the hunt decided to get a new set cut on Thursday morning 9.30am and move on.

S**t happens and my unique skillset gifted to me is an ability to lose keys.

This time after 6 days needed to go to london so time was up.

One hour later job done, new set of keys richer and £320 quid lighter.

Oh well i thought lets forget it.

At 11am 30 minutes later Joseph returns from Brazil trip .

Calls me up ā€œfound your keys in the cereal box cupboardā€

F**k knows how they got in there and then spent all day feeling like a total utter and complete fu***it .

Monkey Magic not in Skeggy As a child of the 70s brought up in a mining village in North Derbyshire things were a bit di...
20/07/2026

Monkey Magic not in Skeggy

As a child of the 70s brought up in a mining village in North Derbyshire things were a bit different.

Time was spent playing out, digging bottles, bike riding and being a pyromaniac starting a few fires.

Not much talk of university or education just ā€œgoing down pitā€.

Holidays for many was 2 weeks in Skegness.

Weekdays for me was bottle digging, playing out, or riding me bike in no particular order with maybe 30 minutes homework whilst watching Monkey Magic at 6pm and eating a tea of findus cryspy pancakes and arctic roll washed down with R Whites lemonade .

Pat and Joe are in Rio and I do miss Monkey.

30 year renovation .All good things come to those who wait.I was Rocky mountain distributor back in the 90s .Sold this t...
18/07/2026

30 year renovation .

All good things come to those who wait.

I was Rocky mountain distributor back in the 90s .

Sold this to a guy from Doncaster - a beautiful fillet brazed ā€œaltitudeā€ frame top of the range.

Time passes and I get old

30 years later i get a call ā€œdoes tha want thi bike back youthā€

And he gives me it back .

As ive bu**er all to do this weekend say to my missus ā€œill be in the gardenā€

Shes happy as im gardening

17/07/2026

Dream team in Brazil .

Pat and Joseph flew off to Brazil last week for a last minute trip to check something out .

Its a bit top secret but suffice to say not many 18 year olds have been down a gold mine.

Today moving to Rio for 4 days staying on Copacobana beach.

Poor little mites.

We made 2 prototypes of a polo bike frame about 6 months ago.Fast handling, twitchy, I reckon will double up as a great ...
14/07/2026

We made 2 prototypes of a polo bike frame about 6 months ago.

Fast handling, twitchy, I reckon will double up as a great city bike for bobbing around on.

Brant seems to have turned into a big girls blouse and is ā€œreally not sureā€ about ordering .

Im very much low impulse threshold ā€œf**king get on witn it and have some faith.

I guess its the yin and yang of any good collaboration.

Laurel @ Hardy
Clough @ Taylor

Anyway vote below.

If its a thumbs up we will put on preorder at £200 for anyone stupid enough to place an order 4-5 months before arriving .

12/07/2026

The University of Life ?

Joseph and Pat left school last year and didnt go to University.

They chose a route of entrepeneurship admittedly under my unorthodox dare I call it guidance though thats stretching it a bit.

Its part of my rabbit hole theories .

I have a theory about supporting tomorrows entrepeneurs today sort of losely based on Maggie Thatchers enterprise allowance that gave me my first cushion and support in starting up back in the late 80s.

Im sort of playing it forward .

Part of my belief is that travel and experiences forge us and help define us so when trips pop up we jump in them and head down a rabbit hole.

Anyway thats a long winded explanation for our youngest 2 being sent off to Sao Paolo, then onwards with a group of gold investors to a Brazillian gold mine for 48 hours to learn about the Pillar gold mine restart .

Then off to Rio for 5 days and Sunday night world cup final in Rio should be something to enjoy.

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Golf House, Bryta Works, Little London Road
Woodseats
S80UJ

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