Jungle mic savage, Embakasi, Nairobi (2026)

23/04/2026

HUKU Kenya, Let me tell you A story about a nation that fell in love with a slogan. A nation that traded its brains for a wheelbarrow. A nation that thought it was electing a hustler but ended up with a king. Today, what graces our newspaper front pages? We thought we were escaping a dynasty. We thought we were electing a man of the people. A hustler. A brother who had walked the same dusty roads, who had felt the same hunger, who had worn the same torn shoes. We elected a man who told us, "I went to school without shoes. And now he wears Stefano Ricci designer shirts that cost more than your annual salary. Belts that could pay your rent for a year. Watches that could build a Small Sweet potato Chips factory in Chabera or Jaggery Factory in Kisumu and Employ Youths. The Chief Hustler wanted to use hustlers to live like a King And he has surpassed the dynasties he swore to destroy. By far.

You know what's funny? The same people who shouted "Dynasty mbaya! Mtoto wa nobody!" are now the same people who are crying about the cost of living.The same people who pushed wheelbarrows in campaign rallies are now pushing empty wheelbarrows to look for firewood because they can't afford gas.The same people who chanted "Ruto is Heaven's anointed leader" are now wondering if Heaven has a return policy.We elected a hustler who wears like a superstar. We elected a man of the people who has never seen a people's queue in his life. We elected a brother who forgot where he came from the moment he sat in that chair.And the worst part? We did it to ourselves. We were not forced. We were not coerced. We were not threatened.We groomed him from 2013 till 2022 with a wheelbarrow the same way we are grooming The othe one with an Ear 👂.

It was the greatest political CON since Kenya became part of the British East African Protectorate in 1885. And we fell for it. Hook, line and sinker. With our eyes wide open. While shouting "Hustler Nation!"Every day, you wake up to a new scandal in this c

21/03/2026

This is Taiwan, located less than 200 km from mainland China. It is about the size of Lesotho, but slightly larger. China is roughly 267 times larger than Taiwan in-terms of land area.

But here is the funny part, Taiwan's official name is the Republic of China. You will soon understand why.

As you may know, the Chinese government says Taiwan is part of China, while Taiwan has traditionally claimed to be the REAL China. This dispute has existed since 1949, when Mao Zedong came to power.

China has threatened to use military force to take Taiwan. The United States follows a policy called “strategic ambiguity,” meaning it does not publicly make it clear what it would do if China invaded Taiwan, but it maintains close relations.

Chinese planes frequently enter Taiwan's air defense zone. China also runs large military exercises in the sea and sky surrounding Taiwan.

Taiwan has repeatedly vowed to defend itself. The president of Taiwan has pushed for increased military spending, including a proposed $40 billion boost, and warned that 2026 is a critical year, urging the public to stay prepared.

Today, I will explain how the Taiwan conflict started. You can't understand what's going on without grasping the historical context.

🔹The Background!👇

China was ruled by dynasties for over two thousand years. Remember a dynasty is when a country is ruled by one family. Leadership is passed down by bloodline, not by elections.

That is how China was governed for centuries. Different families ruled at different times. The last ruling family was the Qing Dynasty.

This family was removed from power in 1911, after a revolution. The architects of this revolution were people like Sun Yat-sen. They wanted to turn China into a republic.

However, things did not go as planned after the revolution. China did not become stable. Instead, the country broke into regions controlled by milita

27/02/2026

The president who had the longest names ever in the history:
MOBUTU SESE SEKO KUKU NGBENDU WA ZABANGA

Before the world called him Mobutu Sese Seko,
He was simply Joseph,
A boy from Lisala, born beside the slow,
Brown breath of the Congo River.

His father died too soon.
His mother, Marie, cooked for Belgian settlers,
Her hands cracked from soap and fire,
Her dreams poured quietly into her son.

“You must rise higher than your father ever could,”
She told him.

And Joseph listened.
He was clever, proud, restless.
Words came to him easily French or Lingala,
It didn’t matter.

People listened when he spoke.
The army became his school, its discipline his armor.
There, he learned how power moves quietly, absolutely.

When independence arrived in 1960,
Chaos followed like thunder after rain.
Congo was free but breaking.

Mobutu, now an officer,
Saw an opening in the storm.
“For order,”
He told himself.
“For the nation.”
But inside, a quieter truth stirred for me.

In 1965,
He took the throne of a trembling country
And gave himself a name meant to last forever: Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga

“The all-powerful warrior.”
He wore leopard hats, spoke of authenticity,
And asked his people to stand tall again.

But power is a mirror that distorts.
His laughter grew rarer; his trust thinner.
He built palaces in the jungle
And surrounded himself with soldiers,
Believing only he could hold the country together.

He used to kill people in streets
Who were not buying things from his wife's shop.

By the 1990s,
His body weakened, and rebellion spread.
When he fled Zaire in 1997,
He looked down from his plane at the wide river
That had shaped him and whispered,

“I wanted only greatness.”

He died months later in exile
Not as a god or a king,
But as a man.

And perhaps that is where his story truly ends
Not in the gold of his palaces,
But in the silence that finally called him home.

23/01/2026

From April to November 1964, Malcolm X made an extensive tour of Africa. Apart from being one of the most militant black activists, Malcolm was also a Pan-Africanist who saw Africa as the base for black Liberation.

Just before he left for Africa an FBI agent ,informed his seniors that Malcolm had bought a round trip ticket to Africa at cost of $1300.80 and that his itinerary was " New York to Frankfurt, to Cairo, to Jedda, to Cairo, to Khartoum, to Nairobi, to Lagos, to Accra, to Algiers, to New York."

On July 17, 1964. Malcolm X addressed the First Ordinary Assembly of Heads of State and Governments of the Organization of African Unity (OAU) in Cairo. Among those in attendance was Kenya's new prime minister, Mzee Jomo Kenyatta.

In his speech to African leaders, Malcolm said:

"We stand defenceless, at the mercy of American racists who murder us at will for no reason other than that we are black and of African descent.

"Our problems are your problems. We have lived for over 300 years in that American den of racist wolves in constant fear of losing life and limb. Recently, three students from Kenya were mistaken for American Negroes and were brutally beaten by the New York Police. Shortly after that two diplomats from Uganda were also beaten by the New York City police who mistook them for American Negroes.

"Our problem is your problem. No matter how much independence Africans get here on the Mother Continent, unless you wear your National dress at all times when you visit America, you may be mistaken for one of us and suffer the same psychological and physical mutilation that is an everyday occurrence in our lives.

"Your problems will never be fully solved until and unless ours are solved. You will never be recognized as free human beings until and unless we are also recognized and treated as human beings.

"Our problem is your problem. It is not a Negro problem, nor an American problem. This is a world problem; a problem for humanity. It is not a problem

15/01/2026

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