28/08/2026
Some outfits do not need a committee. This one apparently does.
Before I head out, there is a small but very serious process in this house. I hold up the shirt. He studies it with the focus of someone who has never once paid rent, contributed to laundry, or offered a useful opinion about anything else.
Then he sits.
No tail wag. No dramatic approval. Just that look - the one that says he has considered the colour, the attitude, and whether I am suitably representing the household.
Fair enough. The Barking Blazers tee is not exactly shy. Powder blue, a corgi in boxing gloves, and a message that carries a little more confidence than most of us manage before coffee.
He looked at it. He looked at me. And, after a beat, decided I could leave the house in it.
Honestly, that is all the endorsement I needed. 🐾
Somewhere between a fit check and a board meeting, we were ready to go.