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09/04/2022

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*
PLEASE DON'T EVER EAT INDOMIE WITH FRIED EGG AGAIN AT VENDORS,ESPECIALLY AT ABOKI JOINTS!!!
I still can't believe what happened to my friends last night.

They went to a food vendor to eat, they told
the mallam to fix 3 packets of indomie and 8 eggs, then they sat down to chill till he
finished preparing the food; as E was cooking and they were gisting.

Suddenly he told them the food was ready
then he served them the food. While they
were eating he asked them what they wanted to drink and they ordered for fanta and Maltina, he brought the drinks, they opened it and drank.

30 minutes​ later, they finished eating and
paid the mallam and they started walking
back home when one of them suddenly
remembered that he left his phone on the
table then he ran back to get it.

luckily for him the phone was still there. He picked it, and ran back home to sleep.

That's exactly what happened. Nothing more!!

Shey una like Aproko bah!????

Nobody should touch me oh because I'm not feeling fine today!!!!😁😁😁

06/02/2022

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The Connection
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A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
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What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
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Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
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The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
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The mouse turned to the goat and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
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The goat sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
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The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
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The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
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So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
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That very night a sound was heard throughout the house - like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
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The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
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The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever.
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Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his matchet to the farmyard for the soup's main Ingredient.
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But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbours came to sit with her around the clock.
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To feed them, the farmer butchered the goat.
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The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
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So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.
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The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
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So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
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We are all involved in this amazing journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.
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Each of us may not be connected through a blood line, we may not even be friends. But we are all connected through God.
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Shalom!

19/01/2022

*Teach your Daughters to Roar🔥*

In this generation a 17 years old girl has experienced 5 heart breaks
But she has not yet experienced the anointing of God that breaks yokes 😔

A 20 years old girl has done series of abortions but she has not yet told one soul about the salvation Jesus offers 😔

Even a 4 year old girl can sing an ungodly song perfectly but cannot recite even one scripture not a Hymn correctly 😔

Welcome to this generation where a 13 year old girl is been asked by friends if she has a boyfriend already, but can't be asked if she is saved by grace 😔

Ahh 🔥it is time for us to teach the generation of ladies coming how to Roar on their knees and not on the bed

It is time to reveal to them that they are not side chicks to be crowned on the bed of fornication, but they are lioness and to Roar in the secret place 🔥

We should make them know that slay queens are not known by what they wear but what they carry inside 🔥

Happening babes are not those that know the latest clubs, hotels, clothes and shoes but are those who make things happen on earth and heaven 🔥

The daughters of our generation will not know that Alcohol can make someone drunk, Because we will get them drunk with the Holyghost🔥

Condoms will no longer be needed because they will be busy holding crusade and getting men saved 🔥

Postinor is not needed by women who are bound by their post in the realm of the spirit 🔥they won't be aborting babies, they will be aborting darkness from the womb of the earth 🔥

Social media won't be a place to advertise their body but a place for publicizing Jesus 🔥

Never be too busy for your child. Early will I seek him.

Repeat after me: I am a Lion/Lioness and I'll teach my daughter to Roar🔥

This is what we stand for. The roaring lions and Lionesses.

* Copy*

19/01/2022

LEVEL OF STRESS:

You give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful,

But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father, you say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful,

To prove...... then you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests the doctor says that you are infertile. You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you start remembering that u have 3 kids at home.

NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07/11/2019