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08/11/2018

https://www.danbicii.com/tech/samsungs-dual-screen-folding-phone-is-very-strange-and-probably-doomed/

Let me just say that I love the idea of a folding phone/tablet device. I was a Courier fanboy when Microsoft floated that intriguing but abortive conc

19/04/2017

*Love* *Letter From* *A Mathematics* *Guy* *To A* *Science Girl*
Dear Love,
Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew there was an EQUATION between this QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my love for you. My heart couldn't forget the SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried to GRAPH out how to present my TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the PROBABILITY that you will accept.
Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you. Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and COMBINATION between us is secret because I don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt.
LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE.
*The Science Girl replied;*
Hi,
Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW.
My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE, who is described as the father of CELL, in which you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you must be among the TRANSITION METALS because I don't usually notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION for my love which can neither be created nor destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF THERMODYNAMIC.
I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love for because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS O2 (OXYGEN).
*Please who among them really kill it.??*

29/11/2016

Happy birthday to you guys.....WULLNPP....Hurray


17/10/2016

Here on the street there has been a new hit song called “SUNSEHIN" from an Artist, Singer, Songwriter of Gogoti, Teacher Oko and lot more hit tracks popularly known as T-Sane aka Teacher Oko Master.

don't let people gist you about the track instead you gist them about the track coz it a huge Jam and it all about reality.

get yours from>>>>>>>>
http://9gmusic.org.ng/music-t-sane-sunseyin-iam_tsane/

12/09/2016

Laf away yur sorrows it another year of Happinezz...

Akpos went to American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way;
WHITE LADY: what are you going to the USA for?
AKPORS: to study.
WHITE LADY: which city, school and course
do you wish to study?
AKPORS: Chicago, Economics and Statistics
maths are my admission documents.
WHITE LADY: but there are many Universities in Nigeria that offer this course and you still want to travel as far as USA to study the same course why? I doubt your genuine intention and therefore can’t give you the entry visa that you have applied for.
AKPORS: (in anger) please give me back my passport let me get out of this place, what do you think that is in USA that is not in Nigeria, what do you think that I will see in USA that we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do you think that USA is in any way better than
this country and if you think that USA is better than Nigeria,
then why have you chosen to stay in Nigeria instead of your country America?
WHITE LADY: (with serious anger and love for her dear country stood up and said to him) look am gonna give you entry visa to USA so that you gonna travel to America and see what is in USA.
The different between America and Nigeria. (out off anger,
she stamped the visa for Akpos). May the anger of your enemy be the promotion to your next level! Amen?

Barka-De Sallah

20/08/2016

AIRTEL! AIRTEL!! AIRTEL!!!

AIRTEL is back again ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo with a very cheap and affordable night plan and weekly plan just for you and I just for shakini money.

The new Airtel night plan was accompanied by Airtel 1GB for N500 which is valid for 1week and 200MB for N200 + 30Min Airtel calls weekend offer and free 15mb for 7days when you recharge with N200.

To Activate The Offer
This plan is exclusively for SmartTRYBE users on Airtel, it means you must migrate to Airtel SmartTRYBE before you can enjoy the offer, dial *312 # then reply with 1

To Subscribe to Airtel 1.5GB for N50, 500MB for N25 and 1GB for N500
» Simply dial *312 #
» For 1GB which cost N500, reply with 2 - valid for 7 days
» For 500MB which cost N25 and 1.5GB for N50, reply with 3 - Night Plan from 12am - 5am
» For 200MB which cost N200 + 30Min call, reply with 4 - Weekend: Sat and Sun

Note: The call tariff on SmartTrybe features 11k/s calls charges for all national networks (N6.60K/min)

I can say that this is slightly better than the MTN Night Plan of 500MB for just N25, because with MTN night plan every SIM card entitled to a one-time activation per night, but this Airtel night plan can be renewed if exhausted, it means, you can resubscribe after exhausting the initial 1.5GB. In essence, you can use 3GB for N100 in just one night. When, this is ok, but no amount of capped data can balance with the unlimited data plan, Airtel please bring back our unlimited night plan with the reasonable price.

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01/08/2016

Data plans can now be afforded by any one in Nigeria but its now left to the users to decide which one to go for, Network providers has been rolling out night plans but one have wait till 12AM but you can use them

MTN Nigeria is hereby sending a message to their competitors and subscribers that one don't have to wait for 12AM to access the night plans.

You don't have to pay N2500 for a 4.5GB day and night plan or waiting for 12 midnight before browsing again.

Here are new night plans from MTN Nigeria.

1GB Night Plan, (9PM – 6AM) for N200

2.5GB Night Plan, (9PM – 6AM) for N500

5GB Night Plan, (9PM – 6AM) for N1000

To Subscribe for any of the above night plans.

Simply Dial *198 # Choose 2 and then 8.

Note: Each of the plan is valid for 30 days.

Enjoy!

30/06/2016

How To Get 7Gb For #700 On Airtel

Today I will be showing you how you can get 7GB for just 700 to rock at the weekends, you can download, stream, surf with it as you like. This is not a tweak but just applying a bit of knowledge.There are 3 more on other networks which I’ll share with you later on but not now, So visit us often to be the first to see these updates.

The package only exists on Airtel Network. Well, Airtel called it weekend plan but to me, it has gone beyond weekend plan.

Airtel weekend plan can simply be accumulated the way you want to be use when the time is ripe. This is how I got my own 7GB every weekend.

Airtel only allow you to subscribe once per day, which means that you can only get 1GB per day

>>The gigs can be accumulated till weekend.
>>The more you subscribe the more the expiry date extends.

So I sub from Sunday till Saturday, and then use the plan for weekend without thinking of anything data exhaustion.

How Can I Subscribe?

It is simple, dial *474*1 # Cost N100… If you are not eligible, get a new Airtel Sim

30/06/2016

How I Enjoy MTN 11.5GB For N1000 On MTN
STARTPACK 500% Bonus

Yes is simply but they are procedures which you
have to follow, see them below:
Summary Of The MTN 11.5GB For N1000
1. Get new MTN STARTPACK sim
2. Register it and wait for it to activate
3. Recharged N100 and you will given N500
bonus to call and browse
4. Ignored using it for calling then use it only for
browsing only.
5. N500 bonus will give you 1GB data
6. 10 times rechareged of N100 will give you
10GB data and your N1000 will be untouched
7. You can use the N1000 to later call or
activated MTN 1.5GB for N1000
8. Keep doing this until 6 months complete
because the 500% bonus stops after 6 Months.

26/04/2016

ENJOY UNLIMITED FREE BROWSING AND DOWNLOADING WITH MTN LIFE PLUS

MTN has launched another tariff that has the same route with Mtn BIZ. This tariff plan is called MTN Life Plus. This free tariff plan allows it's subscriber to browse for free and the it s presently unlimited.

HOW TO MIGRATE
Migrate to MTN Life plus by dialing *460*6 #. Once you receive a welcome message, just put on your data and start browsing. It does not need any settings.

HOW CAN FIX IT IF STOPS
Whenever the browsing stops, just follow any of below steps to make it work again.

1. Send BT to 131 Then dial *460*6 #
It is by deactivating and activating the plan. That is how you will be doing anytime it stops

2. Dial *460*4*0 # then press 1.This will migrate you to mtn bizz call. Then dial *460*6 # again to migrate back to MTN Lifeplus and continue your browsing. You can repeat it as many times as you want.

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23/04/2016

New Working Psiphon Settings For MTN Mobisafe 2GB Tweak

You should have at least N50 or N30 naira on your mtn sim card, then send T3 to 33988. You will receive a text message confirming that you have successfully subscribed to MTN mobisafe backup and you will receive 2gb of data.

But you will need psiphon to set it up. So open your psiphon settings and configure it with the settings below.

PROXY TYPE: real host

PROXY SERVER: mtnn.mobisafebackup.com%2f%3aa@ or mtnn.mobisafebackup.com

REAL PROXY TYPE: HTTP

REAL PROXY SERVER: 10.199.212.2

PORT:8080

Now click SAVE and accept to tunnel whole device.

Now go to more option and set it like this

HOST ADDRESS: 10.199.212.2

PORT:8080

Go back and select Netherlands Or USA as region, now connect and browse.

Please note that 3g must be enabled on your phone, for it to browse well.

23/04/2016

Etisalat settings for psiphon for unlimited free browsing
You will need Psiphon application,
download it with this link ==>
www.datafilehost.com/d/b5a17624

Install and open psiphon and edit it as follows.

proxy type: reverse proxy
proxy server: instagram.com
real proxy type: HTTP

Now save it and go to
settings >> more options >> tick connect through http proxy and use the settings below;

host address: 50.30.152.130
proxy: 8086

Now create a new apn with the settings below and activate it as default apn.

Apn: etisalat
proxy: 127.0.0.1
port: 8080

Now connect your psiphon and flex it.