05/05/2018
1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_
before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~, but _allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is *not afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike_, has *never been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who _runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet_ is *not hungry* - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has *never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who _reads this without laughing_, is *either looking for job* or *needs money badly* - Donald Trump (2016).
And he who reads and does not share this_ is _*naturally stingy...*_Olamide buffalo soja
*Laughter is good for you! Share biko. No be your own problem🙆🏻 worst pass*😜😂🤣😋🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻
