16/12/2023
We had a great wizardπ in our village.
No body believed such a man would ever die..π°
When ever he cut his hair, a baby diesπ§.
One day this man died peacefully.π
Come and see crowd on the day of wake keep.
People came to witness the burial if the man really died.π
So as tradition demands, the coffin was opened after it was retrieved from the mortuary to the village, for the elders to confirm if it's really there personπ.
This was were KASALA BURSTEDππ
GBEGE,
This was at mid night o, so people troop in to see if that man was really in the coffin, when one GUY at the back yard were the generator was mounted accidentally stepped on the wire and BOOM, Light went off.π
Wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai wai.
Come see RUN.
The situation got worsened when an elderly man standing closed to the coffin shouted LEAVE ME O, LEAVE ME O.
My brethren and sistrensπ.
That is what I call: PARTY π» π· SCATTER.
People run forget foodπππ.
So those who were real men went to check the cause y the generator was on but there wasn't light, only for them to discover that the cable was unplugged.
They fixed it back, when the light came back, they also discovered that the elderly man who was shouting live me o, live me o, wasn't held by the dead man but by a Nail ON THE BENCHES hooked his AGBADA
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