13/04/2024
You will agree with me that patience is a virtue, right? But it's one of the hardest qualities to possess and retain, especially in our country. That's why I decided to share with you some tips that works. The following are proven steps that have worked over the years:
Step 1: Identify the object below 👇
Step 2: Go to the market and purchase it.
Step 3: Use it as your main entrance lock 🔐
Step 4: After a stressful, hectic, exhausting, and frustrating day—one of those days when you feel like things are going south; when you come home without achieving anything and are famished, can't wait to grab the next available meal and rest. Or perhaps one of those days when you were scheduled for an interview, were all prepared, and got to the venue 5 minutes before you were called in, only to discover that you forgot your CV at home. Yes, that moment when you need to rush home and fly back within 5 minutes. That's it!
Step 5: When you experience anything mentioned in Step 4 above or the worst scenario, then try to open this padlock with that frustration, in a rush.
Step 6:
If no gree for anybody were a person,
the padlock no gree abi?
You're exactly where I want you.
Step 7: Leave the key 🔐 exactly how it has decided to stay, most times the key 🔑 won’t come out or go in. Take a chill pill, forget every other thing you have for the day, and relax. I know it’s difficult but you have to find a way to get yourself relaxed .
Step 8: Are you relaxed now?
Good!
Take a deep breath:
inhale...exhale.
Inhale...exhale.
Inhale...exhale.
Perfect 👍
Step 9: Gently insert the key 🔑 or if it’s stuck in the padlock 🔐 as it often is, carefully insert it properly or remove it. Whatever the case, make sure you are calm and collected. If the key senses any atom of impatience, you are a finished being.
Take your time, be patient, and it will magically open. Don’t rush.
👏👏🤜🤜🤝🤝 You did it!
Step 10: If at this point you still have not learned to be patient and still want to carry Nigeria's problems on your head like Galla, then repeat steps 1 to 9 until you learn your lesson.
You are welcome, don’t mention it.
Yours concerned,
Abigail Chiege
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