De-King

30/03/2026

Can you survive in a room for a week for $10,000 without your phone???

28/03/2026

02/03/2026

no be small things oooo

02/03/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Silancé Mory'a, Dauwada Dan Lada, Ndede Uche, Akwesi Alidu

I welcome you all to De-King
am happy to meet you guys

25/02/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Silancé Mory'a, Dauwada Dan Lada, Ndede Uche, Akwesi Alidu

25/02/2026

A woman can develop feelings for a man who fixed the car on the road and forget the man who bought the car.

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Silancé Mory'a, Dauwada Dan Lada, Ndede Uche, Akwesi Alidu

05/02/2026

If wømån sl£pt w!th a mån 3 days before øvulåtiøn and shē sl£pt w!th anøther man 3 days after ovulation. Who øwns the baby? 🤧🤷😄

03/02/2026

Fēar girls 🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️🚶
I just met my ex and she was kīssing her new boyfriend in front of me, I was watching them and she saw me then she kīssed him more and asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is prēgnant and l am here to buy baby stuffs andl am very very happy. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling.
I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I called a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt good.
Now, my issue is; if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soaps and sponge. Please HELP me, I was supposed to go and pay our compound electricity bill with the money 🥲😔🤦‍♂️

31/12/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Lakit Kumar Bulus Joseph Ejike Idenyi Aisacki Ab Saidi Don Kings SB Billions Malancy Amana

After 34 heartbreaks a Zambian man has decided to marry himself to avoid further pain 😊