03/01/2026
My 2026 goals.
1. Take what belongs to Caesar
2. Reap where I didn’t sow
3. Bite more than I can chew
4. Have my cake, eat it, and still charge others for a slice.
5. Pack anything that glitter, whether gold or not
6. Kill 10 birds with one stone
7. Cut my coat bigger than my size
8. Bring the light to the entrance of the tunnel.
9. Make hay morning, afternoon and night and not just when the sun rises
10. Jump fences instead of crossing bridges.
11. Turn lemons into wine and beer, not just lemonade.
12 Find silver linings in storm clouds—and wear them like a crown.
13. Chase two rabbits, catch them both, roast and eat them.
14. Build castles in the air, and move in.
15. Teach old dogs new tricks.
16. Spin straws into silk, not just gold.
17. Keep all my eggs in one basket—and protect the basket.
18. Chop alone and clean mouth
19. Throw stones inside the glass house and build another.
20. Burn the candle at both ends and still have wax left over.
21. Play both sides and still win the game.
22. Plant seeds in the desert and watch them bloom.
23. Let my cup runneth over and fill a second one, and all my neighbours cups.
24. Not only rock the boat but also steer it to shore.
25. Use sarcasm to pass my message.
26. Spill milk and still cry over it, just for the drama.
27. Count chickens before they hatch and hatch all the chickens in the farm
28. Beat a dead horse until it gallops again.
29. Put the cart before the horse, and make it work anyway.
30. Cross the bridge before I even get to the river.
31. Pull patriarchy men by their pekus.
32. Drag pickme women by their edges.
So help me God 🤝👌