Fake Fans

25/03/2026

Metal can be confusing… to help, we made you this special easy primer 🫶😣

04/03/2026

Vermillion pt 2

and just say the word we’re in 🫡

26/02/2026

we are legion

🫡 BAE NATION 🫡

18/02/2026

what do you think should we ask for forgiveness not permission?

13/02/2026

how are we supposed to be selling hoodies at a time like this…

31/01/2026

CEMETERY SKYLINE x FAKE FANS x

Caribbean Gothic 🍹🏝️

This special collab is only available this weekend aboard the 70,000 Tons of Metal cruise. Don’t miss it!

Thanks to Cemetery Skyline for this amazing opportunity.

30/01/2026

INSOMNIUM x FAKE FANS x

Shadows of the Dying Sun, Caribbean Edition ☀️ 🌴

Only available this weekend on the 70,000 Tons of Metal cruise.

Thanks to Insomnium for this incredible opportunity. (Sunscreen not included.)

29/01/2026

Dark Tranquillity x FAKE FANS x 70000tons 🦑

Truly honoured to announce this exclusive collab only available this weekend aboard the 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise 🫡

Party responsibly, sailors

05/01/2026

Time to lock in 🫡

26/12/2025

16/12/2025

DJAKE DJANS 🫡

Only available for a limited time 🖤

11/12/2025

BAE NATION 🫡 are you ready?

We are honored to be the first citizens of the bae nation. Thank you 🫡

BAENA10 for 10% off
LINK IN BIO 🫶