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The Kystriksveien: Earth's most beautiful road trip?Bucking and weaving along the rugged contours of Norway's fractured ...
28/05/2022

The Kystriksveien: Earth's most beautiful road trip?
Bucking and weaving along the rugged contours of Norway's fractured coastline, the 670km road to the Artic is a triumph of human ingenuity and perseverance.
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Norway's coastal road from the town of Stiklestad to the Arctic city of Bodø is a 670km journey between two very different worlds. It's also one of the most beautiful road trips on the planet.

At one end is the quiet sophistication of central Norway, with its perfectly manicured meadows and oxblood-red wooden cabins. At the other is the spare, serene beauty of the north: a world of glaciers, ice-bound mountains and empty, far horizons. Connecting the two, the Kystriksveien – a route also known as the Coastal Way or Fv17 – charts a sinuous path along the coast, bucking and weaving along rugged contours all the way to the Arctic.

The Scandinavian nation is blessed with one of the most beautiful yet difficult stretches of coast in Europe. Seeming to wrap itself around the country like a protective shield from the freezing Arctic, Norway's coastline appears to have shattered under the strain, riven as it is with islands and fjords cutting deep fissures inland. Along such a coast, it seems impossible that a road should exist here at all. In short, it seems like a miracle.

It was perhaps appropriate, therefore, that my road trip began, like so many European journeys, at a place of ancient pilgrimage.

Elvis review: 'A hyperactive sensory overload'Tom Hanks and Austin Butler star in Baz Luhrmann's new biopic of the iconi...
26/05/2022

Elvis review: 'A hyperactive sensory overload'
Tom Hanks and Austin Butler star in Baz Luhrmann's new biopic of the iconic singer, which is "terrifically fun" at times, but too careful overall, writes Nicholas Barber.
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If you're looking for a sensitive and thoughtful biopic of Elvis Presley, you came to the wrong place. If you're looking for a hyperactive sensory overload, then you came to the right one, because Elvis is directed and co-written by Baz Luhrmann, and you can tell within seconds that the maker of Strictly Ballroom, Romeo + Juliet, and Moulin Rouge! is taking care of business.

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And I do mean "within seconds". Even the Warner Bros logo is bejewelled and gilded, and the opening scenes that follow are a riot of captions and split screens, soundtracked not just by rock'n'roll but classical pomp and deafening hip-hop. What's even loopier is that the film is narrated by Presley's conniving manager, Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk, a Dutch carnival impresario straight out of Nightmare Alley who awarded himself the name and rank of Colonel Tom Parker when he sneaked into the US. Parker is played by Tom Hanks with a fat suit, a long false nose, rubbery prosthetic jowls, and a high, squawking, vaguely European voice. Imagine a fairy-tale goblin played by Mike Myers, or a version of the Penguin that Tim Burton deemed too far over the top for Batman Returns.

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