23/09/2022
Top 20 dog jokes to make you laugh
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?
They get their masters.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bulldog.
Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why are dogs such bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
Why can’t dogs work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A sub-woofer.
What happened when the dog went to the flea market?
He stole the show.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough! Rough!
What’s a dog’s favourite pizza topping?
Pup-eroni!
What does my dog and my phone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
How did the little Scottie dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied!
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
Flea markets!
What type of zoo has only one dog?
A Shih Tzu.
What did the Dalmatian say after his meal?
That hit the spot!
What is called when a cat wins a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy.
What do you get of you cross a dog with a film studio?
Collie-wood!
What do you call a dog in the winter?
A chili dog!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A best friend you can count on!