Cheerfully Offensive

06/16/2026

My hobbies include:

📵Avoiding phone calls.
🌱Watering plants.
💀Recovering from social interaction.

06/15/2026

🌈 ALLY RECEIPT 🌈

Empathy ............... $0.00

Respect ............... $0.00

Human Decency ......... $0.00

Minding Other People's Business ....... $0.00

TOTAL: $0.00

Weird how some people still act like kindness is too expensive.

06/14/2026

Perimenopause:

🔥 Too hot

🥶 Too cold

😭 Too emotional

😡 Too irritated

😴 Too tired

🤷 Not sure why

It's like my body downloaded a software update without asking.

06/11/2026

🌈 Ally AF 🌈

Being an ally isn't about being perfect.

It's about listening.
Learning.
Speaking up when it matters.
And making sure the people you love know they're supported.

Human rights aren't political.
They're human.

Proud to stand with the LGBTQ+ community this month and every month.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

06/09/2026

Accurate

You also need to tell them how long you’ll be gone

06/09/2026

BREAKING:

06/09/2026

The roommate ate 💩 again

My roommate screams until I open the door and then leaves. 😸

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This portrait shows Federico II Gonzaga, Duke of Mantua, painted by Titian around 1529. The painting is currently housed in the Museo del Prado in Madrid. It depicts the Duke at the height of his cultural prestige, known as a major patron of Renaissance artists. The dog included in the portrait is a Maltese, intended to symbolize faithfulness.

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06/09/2026

🌈 Human rights aren't seasonal.

Pride Month may be June, but respect, dignity, safety, and equality matter every day of the year.

Being an ally isn't about changing your profile picture for 30 days.

It's about speaking up when it matters.
Showing up when it counts.
And making sure people know they're welcome exactly as they are.

To our LGBTQ+ friends, family, neighbors, and community:

You belong.
You are valued.
You are loved.

Today, this month, and every month after.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

06/07/2026

Employee of the Month:

Did absolutely nothing.

Still deserves a raise.

06/07/2026