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06/18/2026
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06/16/2026

Maybe if men de-centered men the way women are told to de-center men, the entire world would be significantly less miserable and horrible.

06/15/2026

Dearest Mrs. Obama,

Going High, at this point, means absolutely leveling the UFC with defamation and harassment suits.

Sometimes there is so much grace in being the hand that slams the door.

Michelle Obama

06/13/2026

Why are men so fu***ng weird about other men in dresses? Calm down, Tanner Tucker Tayler Trucknuts. It’s pretty. You can be pretty, too if you’d just calm the f**k down and lighten the f**k up.

06/12/2026

All clothing is unisex if you stop being a whiny little bitch about it.

Dear Albania, Don’t let them get their sh*tty little claws into you.Love,An ex-long branch, NJ resident.
06/11/2026

Dear Albania,

Don’t let them get their sh*tty little claws into you.

Love,

An ex-long branch, NJ resident.

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06/03/2026

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06/02/2026

totes amazing.

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