Happy Rags

Happy Rags Dare to stare - Everyone said we should put our puns on outerwear. Made with care our shirts will put smiles on everyone you meet out there. Drop by and say hi!

Based out of the exotic NJ we are hoping to brighten your day! www.happyrags.com?howdy=yall

Quacks on.... Quacks off.....
12/24/2025

Quacks on.... Quacks off.....

Who needs the sun when you have a heat lamp
12/23/2025

Who needs the sun when you have a heat lamp

What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
12/23/2025

What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.

The original story makes NO mention of Humpty Dumpty being an egg. 🤯 We just made that part up.
12/22/2025

The original story makes NO mention of Humpty Dumpty being an egg. 🤯 We just made that part up.

🎶They see me rollin 🎤 eating din 🍣 its blue fin 🌡 Tryna ignore the mercury🎶. [to the tune of Ridin']
12/21/2025

🎶They see me rollin 🎤 eating din 🍣 its blue fin 🌡 Tryna ignore the mercury🎶. [to the tune of Ridin']

Its BEAN awhile, since i control alt deleted.... Try to not get Staind by the coffee. IYKYK
12/20/2025

Its BEAN awhile, since i control alt deleted.... Try to not get Staind by the coffee. IYKYK

Pump. Pump the jam, pump it up.... but its a car jack with a jar of jam.
12/19/2025

Pump. Pump the jam, pump it up.... but its a car jack with a jar of jam.

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
12/19/2025

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.

Happy Rags

🫳Bye🫳Bye🫳Bye. [Justin T is better than Johann B]
12/18/2025

🫳Bye🫳Bye🫳Bye. [Justin T is better than Johann B]

OHHHH the Humanity!!!!
12/16/2025

OHHHH the Humanity!!!!

~~~~ Gauc and Roll! ~~~~~~🤘 Too thick to pour. Too loud to ignore. 🤘
12/16/2025

~~~~ Gauc and Roll! ~~~~~~
🤘 Too thick to pour. Too loud to ignore. 🤘

🎶 Bacon my way downtown 🥓 Breakfast at last 🎹 Sides come fast 🍳 Bacon and
12/16/2025

🎶 Bacon my way downtown 🥓 Breakfast at last 🎹 Sides come fast 🍳 Bacon and

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