Heartmade Boutique

06/16/2026

Bi***es,

I will be a little late opening tomorrow. I’m hoping to be back by noon/noon:thirty, but if you want to watch me sweat my t**s off and stammer like a fu***ng DUMB BITCH because I can’t swear - a legit scary situation for a foul-mouthed bitch, turn on your fu***ng tv! 🖤

Catch us tomorrow morning (June 17th) in the 10am hour on New Day Cleveland!

06/14/2026

Bi***es,

🖤

06/09/2026

Hey Bi***es,

Times are fu***ng bleak for your small business baddies… there are NO CUSTOMERS walking these streets! Everyone is on a shoestring budget in this faltering economy and I get it! But when/if you do need a gift or a treat, remember the cool little shops! I know that means you will probably have to get off your ass and actually go into the world and engage with other humans - but keeping a community alive & thriving through economic stimulation is better than sucking Jeff Bezos’ dick and paying him to literally crush your existence afterwards! Come suck my metaphoric dick instead, I’ll be grateful!!!

06/03/2026

Some new flags are arriving in a few weeks with restock of all your favorites from the first round this spring!

06/02/2026

Happy Pride month to all the homo bi***es! 🖤

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

05/23/2026

Bi***es,

I know this is some of you! 🤣

05/10/2026

Hey bi***es,

Donna can’t be bothered to acknowledge the gratitude I’ve bestowed upon her today! If any of you crusty old bi***es want to adopt me, I’m up for grabs!

05/09/2026

Bi***es,

I think I’m supposed to be a stay-at-home gardener!!!!

05/07/2026

Bi***es,

Whether you’re grateful for your existence or resentful you weren’t swallowed… We have great gifts for moms you love or hate! I’ll use your money for more good than Jeff Bezos will!!!

www.mkt.com/heartmadeboutique