Alan the Tailor

Alan the Tailor I provide clothing alteration and repair services to the greater Bardstown community. I am open by appointment; please schedule on-line today!

I am Bardstown's premier alterations specialist. I don't make clothes, but I can make your current wardrobe look as though it had been custom made for you. I work on formal clothes, everyday clothes, and costumes. Dresses too big, dresses too small, dresses too long... zipper repair, adding corsets, and patching holes, I do it all. In addition to clothing alterations, I make Memory Bears to rememb

er deceased loved ones, cushions (like for a sofa) and pillows, and am available for custom sewing projects (have sewn sign awnings, boat covers, baby blankets, etc.). Please schedule your free, personal consultation today.

Is your car broken down? Has it *ever* broken down, or made a funny noise, or needed attention of any sort?I'm so excite...
03/20/2025

Is your car broken down? Has it *ever* broken down, or made a funny noise, or needed attention of any sort?

I'm so excited to tell everyone about my new business: The Alan Wrench! I have partnered with my friend and mechanic Jaron to offer the same quality service, attention to detail, and customer service that you have come to expect from Alan the Tailor and offer it for all of your car repair and maintenance needs. We are conveniently located, based out of the same building as my alterations shop. Let your friends know: we are currently offering same-day service and always fantastic pricing.

Please call my partner Jaron for immediate service: 502-233-1133. Put us in your phone for future reference. We hope your car never breaks down but, when it does, we'll be glad to get you back on the road with a smile.

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Zebra infestation at Alan the Tailor!
08/08/2022

Zebra infestation at Alan the Tailor!

Did you know...? Alan the Tailor is now offering custom SUITS, SHIRTS, and PANTS! Save 25% with my introductory pricing....
08/11/2020

Did you know...? Alan the Tailor is now offering custom SUITS, SHIRTS, and PANTS! Save 25% with my introductory pricing. 2pc *custom* suits starting at just $375. Pricing is comparable with what you will find off-the-rack at a big store, but quality and fit are custom. Custom clothes are now for *you*!

Book your appointment today!

From old to new!
06/04/2020

From old to new!

My new sign! I made it myself, hung it myself! Thanks to Dave at Dave’s Sign and Graphics for his advice.
05/12/2020

My new sign! I made it myself, hung it myself! Thanks to Dave at Dave’s Sign and Graphics for his advice.

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05/09/2020

People who are under orders to stay at home do not, it appears, worry much about dressing up for the occasion. So my business has pretty much dried up with the arrival of COVID19, and there are some aspects of that which I am enjoying. My amount of time spent with the kiddos is through the roof – ...

04/11/2020

Negative Space

The Coronavirus Change has created plenty of space for new situations, new routines, and new emotions. There is a risk of blundering through this period of novelty without giving it its due notice. There is a risk of failing to learn the lessons we are being taught.

One of the most enjoyable aspects of my new reality is all of the time I get to spend with my children. A reliable highlight is my daily bike rides with my son. However, one of the hardest changes for me to cope with is a sharp decrease in my productivity. There is work for me to do around the house, but part of my brain is still idling at the sewing shop, simply waiting for business to reopen. Part of my lack of productivity is attributable to inadequate focus. When I had customers coming in every day and giving me orders, I knew clearly what needed doing; the work options in front of me now are not so neatly prioritized. And a third contributing factor is a strong urge to run away and take a break from it all.

I was examining this eremitic urge, trying to understand it, and I think maybe it is traceable to a desire to be more creative, rather than productive. My habit of evaluating my day’s production and weighing it against my day’s expenditures is so ingrained in me that it taints my leisure. If I didn’t earn any money today, and I didn’t earn any money yesterday, then something is wrong and I feel bad. Obviously, such a state of affairs is unsustainable.

But what if for a year, for a month, or even just a week I gave myself permission not to create anything of extrinsic, monetary value. I need space to play with my thoughts, to follow my imagination where it wanders… and maybe just do nothing at all. It is not unreasonable to think that “nothing” should have a place in our lives. Bears hibernate and trees go dormant in the winter, but surely they would not consider this a wasted period or something to avoid. Blank space is important, be it psychological or physical. The white walls of an art gallery provide significant contrast to the artwork that they host. As the Tao Te Ching says, “Long and short contrast with each other; High and low rest upon each other.”

03/23/2020

Some Thoughts on Covid-19

In the past ten days, the number of COVID cases outside of China (where the virus originated – a country which has done a tremendous job of containment and has, in recent days, reported zero new cases) have risen dramatically from 64,659 on March 13th to 293,499 cases today. The United States has seen an increase from 2,247 on the 13th to 41,631 today, an 1850% increase!

We are reporting new daily infections on the order of 9,000/day, now, whereas China is down to reporting under 50 new cases per day.

China, the first country to experience the disease, has totaled 81,000 infections and 3,270 fatalities. This is a morbidity rate of 4% versus Italy’s fatality rate of 9.5% (~6,000 deaths and 63,000 cases). China has a population of 1.435B, which means the virus took only .0002% of its population. But Italy’s population is a scant 60.5M, meaning it has lost .01% of its population in the past few months.

The CDC reports that in the United States, automobiles accounted for 37,461 deaths in 2016. By far, however, our leading cause of death is heart disease, which in 2017 accounted for nearly a quarter (23%) of all deaths – a whopping 647,457. Pneumonia thinned our numbers by 20,000 or .0061%. What differentiates COVID, of course, is that it is transmissible, unlike a heart attack.

China appears – fingers crossed – to have its COVID infections in hand. We shall see. I would not at all be surprised if a new outbreak causes another round of lockdowns and quarantines in that country. Italy is wishing it had acted sooner, and more decisively; their encounter with the disease may last much longer.

If we consider China as a best case scenario, 655 people (.0002% of our population) will die in the United States. We already have 517 deaths, so this appears unlikely. Italy’s death rate puts us at 32,720 deaths, and Italy’s story is yet far from over. Thirty-three thousand deaths would be equivalent to our losses in the Korean war. Although they were young men and our at-risk population for COVID has already lived to celebrate their grandchildren.

So we see that our evaluation of COVID is not so straight forward as a simple numbers exercise. I believe many people are reacting strongly to the unknown. This is not a war. This is not a heart attack. This is invisible and our own family members may be the ones to give it to us. And we, in turn, may not even know that we are infected when we pass it on to our parents. But our parents, our grandparents, they were old anyway. “It is only those with underlying health problems,” is a common refrain I am hearing. Honestly, I have no idea what it would mean to me to be old, enfeebled, and dying from COVID. Would I feel robbed of what could have been two or three more years with my grandchildren? Or is this a “valid” natural cause of death, and could I pass peacefully from this world? My ninety-three-year-old grandmother has, many times, said she is ready to die when her time comes. But to die because my lungs turned to bricks and I suffocated, alone in my hospital bed where my family was not allowed into the room for fear of contamination… I doubt that is how she wants to go.

Let’s go back to heart disease. This one’s preventable, people. Even in the midst of the Coronavirus Crackdown, restaurants are allowed to stay open and provide curb-side service as part of the Essential economy. Our president is steering people towards fast food, lauding the heroic efforts of Wendy’s, Burger King, and McDonalds. People are lining up to purchase their heart attacks, hunkering in their homes to consume their artery-clogging fries and waist-expanding sodas.

Do I hit too close to home with that one? Is it easier for us to “shelter in place” and practice “social distancing” than to change our dietary habits? Easier than quitting smoking, which accounts for 480,000 deaths annually (2014 US Dept. Health and Human Services)? But of course, this is America, and I’ll smoke if I want to. I’ll eat what I want to. I wouldn’t even disagree that you have a right to, as long as I am not paying for your healthcare.

Perhaps I digress, but really all of this is part of what we are thinking in the backs of our minds when we ask ourselves, “How do I evaluate the Corona Virus and what it means to me, my family, and my country?” In the United States we do not like to see innocent people die. People who make stupid decisions, we feel differently about.

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Bardstown, KY
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Tuesday 9am - 4:30pm
Wednesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 4pm
Saturday 9am - 4pm

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Alan the Tailor unites new technologies with the ancient craft of sewing to bring you the finest seam finishes available. Available services include: Perfect-fit alterations for formal and everyday wear; Embroidery; Custom Draperies; Zipper Repair; and more. Please contact us today to arrange your private appointment with one of the last tailors in the state of Kentucky.