09/01/2026
I used to think I wanted an exciting life.
I wanted plans.
People.
Invitations.
Something happening every weekend.
I wanted to know everybody and somehow have everybody know me.
I wanted stories to tell.
And for a long time, I think I confused being busy with having a full life.
Now?
Cancel the plans.
Seriously.
There are few notifications more beautiful than:
“Hey, would you mind if we rescheduled?”
Oh thank GOD.
I was already mentally preparing an excuse anyway.
I don’t want to be everywhere anymore.
I don’t want 67 friendships that require maintenance.
I don’t want to know what everybody is doing.
And honestly, I don’t particularly want everybody knowing what I’m doing either.
Somewhere along the way my idea of a good life got really fricken boring.. which isn’t a bad thing.
Give me a house I actually want to come home to.
A husband I still want to tell the stupid s**t to.
Kids wandering in and out of rooms asking me questions while I’m clearly doing something.
Dogs piled on the couch.
Something good on Netflix.
Food I didn’t have to cook would be ideal.
And a Diet Coke so cold it almost hurts.
That’s a pretty damn good night.
I used to worry that becoming this person meant I was getting boring… and Maybe I am.
But I also think I spent a lot of years needing things outside of my life to make my life feel interesting.
Attention.
Plans.
People.
Noise.
Something to look forward to.
Something to talk about.
Something happening.
Now some of my favorite days are the ones where absolutely nothing happens.
Nobody needs rescuing.
Nobody is mad at anybody.
There isn’t some giant emotional situation that needs to be dissected for six hours.
We’re just…
home.
Anyway, here’s the truth.
I don’t think I want an exciting life anymore.
I want a life that feels good when nobody is watching.
I want people I can exhale around.
I want ordinary nights.
Inside jokes.
Food on the couch.
Dogs under the blankets.
A marriage that feels like home.
Kids who know they can always come back to it.
And enough excitement every once in awhile to remind me why I like staying home so fu***ng much.
Maybe that’s boring.
Fine.
I’ve done exciting.
Boring is actually pretty fu***ng nice.