08/05/2025
So we did this: www.laughinggulldrygoods.com. We're slow-rolling it, so no FOMO, OK? To make a website visit even more fun, or at least as fun as our tees, hats, and sweatshirts, we are featuring "News, Puns, and Dad Jokes."
Here's a recent one...
Dad: "What is the strongest fish?"
Kid: "Geesh, dad!"
Dad: "A mussel."
Kid: "I hate to break it to you; a mussel is not a fish."
Dad: "It's a joke."
Kid: "If you asked what the strongest bi-valve mollusk was, at least you would be in the right area."
Dad: *Sigh*
Kid: *Sigh*
Come visit us at www.laughinggulldrygood.com or tell us your favorite nautically themed dad joke, this Saturday, August 9, from 10 am to 4 pm, on the waterfront near Sea Loft, at the Blue Hill Maritime Heritage Festival! We can't wait!