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For those who believe in absurdity, color, and a lil touch of kitsch

12/21/2025

Today is the last day I’ll be hawking my wares at ’s holiday market 🎁 hope to see you, lots of cute merch and so many talented artists to meet! 🎄

12/13/2025

I’m all set up and ready at the .loft holiday market! I’ve not fruit, I’ve got gingerbread, I’ve got flowers, I even have a few ghosts and hands. Just the classics, you know. Please stop by to get your gifts and say hello to my sleep deprived and slightly crazed self 🎄 swipe to see a preview of the wares 🎁

12/12/2025

All these beauties will bf at the .loft market tomorrow! I’m about to go get the last stuff out of the kiln and hopefully shoot some photos before I pack everything. Please stop by tomorrow! I tried hard to have affordable items and there will be a lot of stuff at the $45-75 price point and a few super sale items. I just wanted to mention as I know it’s rough out there lol ❤️

12/08/2025

Just a reminder that .loft holiday market is happening this Saturday, Dec 13th! Swipe to see details and also a sneak peek of what I’ve been working on over the past several weeks. So many ornaments and new stuff I haven’t made before, I just got the last of it into the kiln … I hope you will drop by and say hello 🎄my apartment floor is covered in clay so today is vacuuming day lol

08/19/2022

She’s back and she comes bearing gifts! Here are two big special ladies I made for .nyc (swipe to see blue&white beauty) 🏺the blue lady sold right away but flower friend is still available! 💐 I finally started working on the pieces for my solo show, will post those soon. Still job hunting…plz lmk if you know of any nyc area office manager/administrative type job openings! I have been very grumpy but the cooler weather this week has brought great rejoicing to my household (including cats)

06/13/2022

These silly fruit spoons are now up available at .nyc! Don’t you want to eat your fruit loops with a matching spoon? 🥣 also, couldn’t ask for a better model … or is the cat the art director 😹 pics by .nyc 🥄 there will be more items available soon, including 🍌, 🥦, 🍋, 👻 and 💐 vessels

02/27/2022

someday this wonky lamp will end up in a thrift store and the people of the future will be super confused 🌈 brought to you by The Future Tchotchkes of America club 💡 i'm probably taking a break from instagram, i am really burnt out by work, the world, Being Online, fear, sadness and the fact that i am turning forty. those are not in ranked order. i don't feel like i have anything left in me to contribute rn

02/22/2022

the fruit factory is going full blast right now . . . will have lotsa new things to show you guys soon, I hope. also been working on an altar project which is pretty different from anything I've done thus far 🥭 I'm still struggling a little with my energy level post covid but I finally started sleeping through the night again, and I'm going to a mysterious place known as the "gym" today, eeeek

02/21/2022

My favorite banana so far 🐛 who's going to see the new dune movie with me?

02/19/2022

cakes, cakes, cakes for all 🎂 the daffodil cake is a 70th birthday present for a special person and they should be receiving it today! message me if you wanna treat yourself or someone else to the world's most ridiculous candleholder

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Brooklyn, NY
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