Geeky Cauldron

08/25/2025

✨ New conjurings have dropped from The Geeky Cauldron ✨

👁 Look Me In The Eyes, I Dare You
💭 Thinking of You
🌌 Between Worlds, I Reign
🏆 Victory Wears My Name

Dark. Bold. Unapologetic. Just the way we like it.
DM us to claim yours — we ship 📦 or you can snag locally at Artisan Haven BVL.

08/15/2025

✨ Something wickedly wonderful is brewing… ✨
We’ve been stirring the cauldron and conjuring up brand-new designs — and they’ll be dropping next week with a whole new way to shop! 🖤
Stay tuned… the magic is just getting started.

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07/22/2025

The geeky part of Geeky Cauldron is loving how hard the Spidey and his Amazing Friends music hits 😂

07/21/2025

🎄✨CHRISTMAS IN JULY DEALS ARE HERE!✨🎄
Only at Artisan Haven… and only ‘til the end of the month (or while supplies last)!

🎁 $12 Christmas tees (S–XL)
🎁 $14 for XXL
Then they’re banished back to the Dungeon ’til after Thanksgiving. Don’t make us chain Krampus to the closet again. 😏

🎅 Designs include:
– Festive & Feisty
– Main Character Energy
– Let’s Get Baked
– Don’t Stop Believing
– On the Naughty List
– Don’t Krampus My Style

🎉 Oh, and while you’re there—
💀 All other Geeky shirts in-store are:
→ 2 for $35
→ 3 for $50

So bring your jingle AND your sass. 🎅💀
📍Find us now at Artisan Haven in Brooksville.
While supplies last, because you KNOW they go fast.

07/15/2025

🧪⚡️CALLING ALL CHAOS GREMLINS⚡️🧪
We’re cookin’ up a new tee design and want your weird little brains involved. 🧠💡

Got a funny phrase stuck in your head?
An animal you think deserves main character energy?
A ridiculous idea that probably shouldn’t be a shirt but also… maybe should?

Drop your ideas below 👇
Whether it’s unhinged, magical, sarcastic, or just straight-up feral — we’re here for it.

Let’s make shirt history together. 🐸🖤

07/14/2025

🖤 An oldie, but a boldie.

Don’t call it a comeback — our “I Match Energy So How We Gone Act Today?” tee is still serving attitude, sass, and spooky glam realness. 💀🌹

Perfect for when your vibe depends entirely on who dares cross your path first.

✨ Available now at GeekyCauldron.com
🔥 For the emotionally flexible and the energetically petty.

07/13/2025

⏳ LAST. CHANCE.
Today’s the final day to snag your new favorite sarcastic tee for just $12 (sizes S–XL).

🖤 That’s 40% off, which is wild considering we usually charge extra for this level of chaotic charm.

💀 Don’t let Monday win.
Grab the goods before this deal vanishes into the void (along with our patience).

🛒 Shop now: GeekyCauldron.com
Because regret doesn’t look good on anyone.

07/12/2025

🚨 PSA: It’s Saturday. You’re still breathing.
Which means there’s still time to snag shirts for just $12 (yes, seriously).

🖤 40% off all tees — sizes S–XL just $12
Because your closet deserves some sarcasm and your wallet deserves a break.

Whether you’re a hot mess express or the CEO of questionable decisions, we’ve got a shirt for that — and it’s on sale right now.

🛒 Hit up GeekyCauldron.com before this deal disappears like your motivation on a Monday.

07/11/2025

🖤 WEEKEND SALE JUST DROPPED.
Because inflation is real… and so is our need to clear space for more chaos.

✨ 40% OFF ALL SHIRTS
That’s just $12 for sizes S–XL, which is basically a steal (but legal).

Whether you’re into dark humor, questionable life choices, or just want to wear something that makes strangers chuckle uncomfortably — now’s your moment.

🛒 Stock is limited. Your excuses are not.
Shop now 👉 GeekyCauldron.com

07/10/2025

🖤 A big, chaotic THANK YOU to all the small businesses who’ve trusted us to bring their branding to life — one sarcastic stitch and inked-up tee at a time.

From shirts and hats to koozies and tote bags, we’ve had a blast turning your logos into wearable magic (and sometimes… wearable warnings).

Thank you to:
Citrus & Sage Bookshop
Good Smells Inc
Chef Stef's Boozy Bakes
Elements Pool & Outdoor, LLC
Society of Bookworms
3 Little Ducks Crochet Co
Ivory and Sage Homeschooling
Brooksville Main Street

If you’re a small biz owner who’s ready to level up your merch game — or just wants to stop showing up to markets in a mystery stain hoodie —
📣 we got you.

We offer:
👕 Shirts
👜 Bags
🧢 Hats
🍻 Koozies

Slide into our DMs or email us like it’s 2007.
Let’s make your brand look as cool as you are (maybe cooler).

06/25/2025

We love a good scent… and a good small biz collab.
We are working on whipping up some fresh logo tees for our friend over at Good Smells Inc. so she can show up to markets lookin’ sharp and reppin’ her brand in style. 👕✨

Because whether you’re selling candles, soaps, or sprays—branding matters (and so does comfort).

Catch her rockin’ these at her next event—and don’t forget to support your favorite soap and candle dealer. 🖤

And if you don’t want to wait for a market, come in to Artisan Haven and pick up some Good Smells products any time!