Coastal Chaos Co

Coastal Chaos Co We are a veteran owned small business that specializes in laser design and handcrafted wooden decor.

Social media took a back seat…The work did not. 🔥The last two months were filled with late nights, custom builds, retire...
03/01/2026

Social media took a back seat…
The work did not. 🔥

The last two months were filled with late nights, custom builds, retirements, promotion gifts & a whole lot of love ( plus some injuries since I tend to be super clumsy🫠🫣) . These Military pieces went home with incredible service members, leaders, and teams — and we’re damn proud of them.

So if you thought we disappeared…
Surprise. We were creating.

More content. More customs. More chaos coming your way. Thanks for sticking with us fam💙

Merry Christmas from our family to yours! 🎄Thank you for supporting our small, chaotic, family-run business this year. W...
12/25/2025

Merry Christmas from our family to yours! 🎄
Thank you for supporting our small, chaotic, family-run business this year. We’re so grateful for every order, message, and share. Wishing you a day full of love, laughter, and just the right amount of chaos ❤️

Black Friday is here and yes… everything is 20% off. No coupon codes, no hoops to jump through — just pure, delicious sa...
11/28/2025

Black Friday is here and yes… everything is 20% off. No coupon codes, no hoops to jump through — just pure, delicious savings. Go ahead, add it all to your cart, I won’t snitch. 🫣😉🛍️

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11/25/2025

🎄✨ These little family ornaments are officially my new holiday obsession.
Tiny stockings, tiny ladders, tiny chaos… basically my love language. 😂❤️

Every one of these turns out so stinkin’ cute — I had to share!

If your tree also demands personalized cuteness, we’ve got you. 😉

🎄✨ These little family ornaments are officially my new holiday obsession. Tiny stockings, tiny ladders, tiny chaos… basi...
11/25/2025

🎄✨ These little family ornaments are officially my new holiday obsession. Tiny stockings, tiny ladders, tiny chaos… basically my love language. 😂❤️

Every one of these turned out so stinkin’ cute — I had to share!

If your tree also demands personalized cuteness, we’ve got you. 😉

11/18/2025

When someone retires or promotes, they deserve more than a ‘Congrats, buddy’ and a grocery-store cake. Get them a plaque that actually looks like effort happened. Engraved or full color — both hit hard. Slide into my DMs and let’s design one that doesn’t look like it was ordered five minutes ago.

Look… when someone has spent YEARS keeping things together — whether in a uniform or behind a badge — they deserve more ...
11/18/2025

Look… when someone has spent YEARS keeping things together — whether in a uniform or behind a badge — they deserve more than a “Congrats, here’s a cupcake.”

Give them a plaque that actually looks like effort was involved.
Because these? These are chef’s kiss level recognition.

Full color? Got you.
Sleek engraved? Also got you.
Personalized down to the last detail? You already know we’re on it.

If someone in your life is retiring, promoting, PCSing, surviving leadership, or just being an absolute rockstar… don’t hand them something that screams “corporate ordered it last minute.”

Get them a plaque worthy of the chaos they conquered. 😏

DM me and let’s make magic.

✨ When your small business is held together by caffeine, laser beams, and pure stubborn determination… ✨Some people have...
11/16/2025

✨ When your small business is held together by caffeine, laser beams, and pure stubborn determination… ✨

Some people have yoga.
I have engraving tiny things at ungodly hours while talking to my machines like they’re coworkers who should know better.

But hey — look at these beauties coming off the line today 😍

If you’re new here, welcome to the chaos.
If you’ve been here… thanks for riding this roller coaster with me. No refunds. No seatbelts. Just vibes. 🫶😂

🌀 Turning life’s chaos into keepsakes… one “oops, let me re-run that” at a time.

🎄✨PERSONALIZED ORNAMENTS ARE HERE!✨Family. Pets. Your FIRST HOME.If it’s special to you — we can turn it into an ornamen...
11/10/2025

🎄✨PERSONALIZED ORNAMENTS ARE HERE!✨

Family. Pets. Your FIRST HOME.
If it’s special to you — we can turn it into an ornament.

✔️ Family photo ornament
✔️ Pet ornament (obviously they get their own)
✔️ First Christmas in our new home keepsake
✔️ Custom names, year, address — whatever makes it yours

These aren’t mass-produced.
These are UV-printed, made one at a time, and meant to last forever.

Whether it’s:
→ Your family finally getting one good photo
→ Your pet being the real star of the tree
→ Your first Christmas in the new house (aka: mortgage era has begun)

I’ll take your photo → turn it into a custom ornament → and ship it out.

🎁 Perfect for:
• Grandparents
• Newlyweds & new homeowners
• First-Christmas memories
• Pet parents
• People who appreciate sentimental chaos

Send me your photo or tap the link — I’ll handle the magic. ✨

11/09/2025

Every PCS, promotion, or retirement marks the end of one chapter and the beginning of another.

This plaque?
It’s more than wood and acrylic —
✨ it’s memories
✨ service
✨ pride

Designed, printed, engraved, and assembled right here in our veteran-owned shop.
Because the moments that shaped your career deserve to be honored in a way that lasts.

➡️ Want one for an upcoming going-away or retirement?
DM me or visit the link in bio to start your custom order.

If you’re still using a receipt or a gum wrapper as a bookmark…🚩 This. Is. Your. Sign. 🚩Our acrylic bookmarks are durabl...
11/08/2025

If you’re still using a receipt or a gum wrapper as a bookmark…
🚩 This. Is. Your. Sign. 🚩

Our acrylic bookmarks are durable, cute, and way more fun than the crumpled Starbucks order stuck between your pages.

✨ Engraved or UV printed
✨ Comes with a tassel
✨ Makes you look like you have your life together (even if your TBR pile says otherwise)

👉 What's your favorite book you've read this year so far?!?

🎄✨ FUN ORNAMENTS✨🎄For the moms, the traumatized TikTok teens, and anyone who’s already mentally checked out of 2025.1️⃣ ...
11/07/2025

🎄✨ FUN ORNAMENTS✨🎄
For the moms, the traumatized TikTok teens, and anyone who’s already mentally checked out of 2025.

1️⃣ “Tree tops glisten… & children listen… to absolutely NOTHING.”
Because nothing says holiday spirit quite like yelling “PUT YOUR SHOES ON!” for the 47th time.

2️⃣ “Santa saw your TikTok videos…”
Congrats, you’re getting clothes and a Bible. Maybe even a turtleneck. Stay humble.

3️⃣ The ‘Dasher, Dancer, Vixen… moscato, vodka, tequila’ ornament
Because sometimes Santa’s not the only one flying on Christmas Eve. 🍸

4️⃣ The kiss-my-ass collection
2025 has been a year. These ornaments say what we’re all thinking:
Merry ChristMyAss & good riddance.

All laser cut. All hand-assembled.
All designed to bring a little ✨therapy through humor✨ to your tree.

Drop a 🎄 in the comments and I’ll send you the link to shop.
Or drop a 🍷 if you're here for the “Dasher & Tequila” energy.

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Camden, SC
29020

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm
Saturday 8am - 12pm

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