05/28/2026
Don’t let the tan lines fool you. She’s feral.
And if you’ve ever ripped your shorts on a branch, carried your sandals because the mud felt better, or laughed your way through a capsized cooler recovery, then maybe you are, too.
The weekend's here. It's time to get dirty.
Don’t let the tan lines fool you. She’s feral. If you’ve ever ripped your shorts on a branch, carried your sandals because the mud felt better, or laughed your way through a capsized cooler recovery — this tee’s your river pass. Worn soft, lived hard, and ready for whatever the current thr...