Burn Everything Tees

Burn Everything Tees "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth."

- African Proverb

The official merch of comedian, K.J. Whitehead

Conservatives want to cut social security! Shop πŸ”₯Burn Everything is the official merch line of  that stems from an Afric...
02/09/2023

Conservatives want to cut social security! Shop πŸ”₯
Burn Everything is the official merch line of that stems from an African proverb: A child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. πŸ”₯
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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 9-12-22 UPDATE πŸ”₯πŸ”₯Hello, my dears and kweers. KJ Whitehead, here!It's been a while and I'm sorry for all this, lack of...
09/12/2022

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 9-12-22 UPDATE πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Hello, my dears and kweers. KJ Whitehead, here!

It's been a while and I'm sorry for all this, lack of attention to you and to my brand. Posts from here are starting up again. Here are some things you'll notice. πŸ”₯
- PRICES: I'm sorry about this. Due to inflation and the need to still make money from this, everything in the store is a little more expensive. For transparency purposes, each shirt costs $16.97 to make. The 11oz mug is $11.53 to make (15oz is $12.53) and the pins are $6.13. I'm not making more than $10.03 per product. I want you all to be able to afford it while I try to make some money. But I'm sorry for the uptick. πŸ”₯
- DESIGNS: There will be new ones in the coming months, but you might notice some are gone. Some things are not as relevant as they used to be or my business partner and I tried something that didn't work. Either way, there's been a change. πŸ”₯
- BE BRAND: Every design that has "Burn Everything" on it (besides in hashtag form) is cheaper than everything else. This is to offer some sort of discount and hopes that you can still support BE. πŸ”₯
More to come. I hope we can keep things going. You all deserve all the "ANTIFA APPAREL" and "DIVISIVE CLOTHING" you all could ask for! πŸ˜†

"Fit The Description" available in the store now!

With kindness & gentleness,

- k.j. (boss lady)

  ? Well then, I'll say a few things and I'll say this so that hopefully younger trans folks can say something similar a...
04/01/2022

? Well then, I'll say a few things and I'll say this so that hopefully younger trans folks can say something similar about themselves. I've spent most of my life hating how I look and hating my body, but today I say: I'm beautiful. I'm sexy. I'm hot. I'm a lovely disaster. I'm a damaged wedding photo that someone keeps in their wallet. I'm a blinding sunrise and a burning sunset. I'm a phoenix resting her head on a bed of embers, before she takes flight. I'm Kujichagulia Juniper Whitehead. Proud black transgender polyamorous le***an. Damn good comedian. Decent poet. And any person I want would be lucky to have me. Ditto goes for any booker or producer out there. I might not believe this tomorrow, but I'll believe this today. Burn Everything will be back, bu the way.

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"A vaccinated person with antibodies, wearing a mask outside is like watching a grown man expose himself in public." - T...
10/09/2021

"A vaccinated person with antibodies, wearing a mask outside is like watching a grown man expose himself in public." - Tucker Carlson
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Both designs here are available on our website as part of the new Halloween Collection.

Hope CPS students, teachers and all who work in the schools have had a great first week back at school so far. Respect C...
09/02/2021

Hope CPS students, teachers and all who work in the schools have had a great first week back at school so far. Respect CPS teachers and staff! I'm talking to you Lori Lightfoot! Do you like this? "CPS" design is available on our website. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
- KJ Whitehead (owner)
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BURN EVERYTHING TEES is still very much my brand and I thank you all for supporting it. I have something planned for Hal...
08/25/2021

BURN EVERYTHING TEES is still very much my brand and I thank you all for supporting it. I have something planned for Halloween. But for now, visit my store. Support black business.

- KJ Whitehead (owner) πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Message from owner: KJ WhiteheadHere's something you probably already could guess: I'm poor. My shirt (which is availabl...
08/20/2021

Message from owner: KJ Whitehead

Here's something you probably already could guess: I'm poor. My shirt (which is available on our website) says so.
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Years ago, I said that if I ever ended up working an office job or any job i knew i'd hate beforehand, i'd kill myself.
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So I took the high road and I went hard at my dreams. At trying to make a living doing what I love. Working odd jobs during the day and my pain by night. And while I do get paid for my work in comedy and with , i'm still poor.
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You can say that me being black, trans and disabled, I have so much stacked against me. I say that you're right. But in a capitalist nation, this doesn't matter. The heart of conservativism, Republicanism, trumpism especially, is cruelty. And hate poor people. Even poor wyt folks fall victim to it, a bit.
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As much as I need it and want it, i'm not asking for money with this post. That will be for another post. What I'm saying is that I AM POOR, but I still have value to myself. I'm still worth great things in life. And my life isn't over, yet.
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Before I become old, i will become a successful comedian, financially wealthy and famous. I speak this into existence now, because I know no one else will.
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Just wanted to say happy International   day. I'm not non binary (trans woman) but if you are an nb, I love you. - KJ Wh...
07/15/2021

Just wanted to say happy International day. I'm not non binary (trans woman) but if you are an nb, I love you. - KJ Whitehead (bosslady) 🐱
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07/05/2021

Happy
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Wanda B. Jin is a princess and shops from us. Pride stuff available all year and not just when corporations feel like su...
07/02/2021

Wanda B. Jin is a princess and shops from us. Pride stuff available all year and not just when corporations feel like supporting us. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ”₯
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NOTE: This shirt has been modified with scissors and does not reflect the final product.

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06/20/2021



To all the fathers who are actively in their kids' lives. All the fathers who aren't alive to see this day. All the fathers who are kweer. Who are fathers of chosen families. Fathers who have gotten pregnant, given birth, miscarried or have had that awkward experience trying to get an abortion. Black and brown dads. Any fathers who are victims and survivors of this s**t system, Happy Fathers Day.

Any   fans out there? Pride merch always available at burneverythingtees.net πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒΉ     - KJ Whitehead (comedian/owner)
06/18/2021

Any fans out there?
Pride merch always available at
burneverythingtees.net πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒΉ


- KJ Whitehead (comedian/owner)

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