09/02/2026
🚨 BEAUTY BAG VIOLATIONS: ROUND 2
Apparently some of you learned nothing the first time.
Loose pills.
Uncapped makeup.
Snacks where snacks should never be.
A brush that has somehow survived 25 years.
And receipts… in case the IRS asks about your lipstick.
We’re not mad. We’re just documenting the evidence. 👀
What are you guilty of?
Case closed. Order restored. Meet Nova. ✨