05/16/2026
Luca just got home from a life-saving 48-hour pet hospital stay — to the tune of about 7 dance costumes, two figure skating dresses, or 2.5 cheer uniforms.
He came home, flopped on the floor, and hasn’t moved since. He is on drugs. He is unbothered. We are not.
Effective immediately, he’s been promoted to Content Director at . His assignment: cat x gymnastics, cheer, skating, and dance crossover content. He was not consulted. He does not care. 🐱⚡
Tag someone obsessed with cats AND figure skating / dance / gymnastics — this series is for them.