06/17/2026
I’ve been stuck behind enough Texas license plates to finally ask…
Why do y’all drive like you’re on a church hayride?
I know you’re not in a hurry because every single one of you appears to be enjoying the scenery. But.. like.. come on. We both know that ain’t it.
Is it because here in Louisiana, our roads are held together by prayer?
Explain yourselves.
– Unsupervised Candy