Funky Chaos Co.

06/05/2026

☀️ Fresh Summer Styles ☀️

Perfect pieces for vacations, brunch dates, concerts, and everything in between!

✨ Satin One-Shoulder Top
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL
💲20

🌼 Ripped Daisy Shorts
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL • (1) 2XL
💲32

🌺 Ruffled Sleeve Floral Top
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL • (1) 2XL

🎸 Rock & Roll Kimono Sleeve Tee
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL
💲25

🖤 Lace Trim Boxer Shorts
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L
💲22

You know the drill… comment size & email to claim yours!👇💕🛍️

06/04/2026

☀️ Another Summer Drop!! ☀️

These funky, fun pieces are ready for you! Grab your favorites before they’re gone! 😍

🛸 UFO Cow Abduction Tee
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL
💲 $22

✨ Wide-Leg Metallic Pants
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L
💲 $28

💎 Rhinestone Mesh Top
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL • (1) 2XL
💲 $20

🌺 Boho Floral Romper
Sizes: (2) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL
💲 $25

💕 Pink Summer Dress
Sizes: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL
💲 $30

Perfect pieces for summer concerts, vacations, festivals, date nights, and everything in between! Comment your size and email to order!👇💖

06/03/2026

🎣 Father’s Day Special! 🎣

“Who’s your Crawdaddy?” tees are here just in time for Father’s Day!

Available Sizes:
• (1) M
• (1) L
• (2) XL
• (1) 2X
• (1) 3X

💲 Price: $32

Perfect for crawfish boils, lake days, fishing trips, and all the dads who love a good laugh. Grab yours before they’re gone! 🦞🎣

📩 Comment or message us with your email to claim your size.

05/30/2026

🌍☘️ A few of our outfits made it all the way to Ireland! ☘️🌍

Now that we’re home and getting settled back in, we’ll be:
📦 Shipping all paid orders
🧾 Sending invoices for outstanding orders
✨ Dropping LOTS of new inventory this week!

Thank you all for your patience while we were away and for continuing to support our little business. We can’t wait to show you everything that’s coming! Stay tuned! 💕🇮🇪🍀

05/15/2026

Don’t forget about our funky trucker hats 😍 The perfect way to spice up your summer outfits… or cover up a bad hair day 😉

Also, here’s a pic of the fit today 👏✨

Available:
💋 Sensitive Gangster — (1)
👑 Trophy Wife — (2)
🎣 Catching Fish, Not Feelings with the lures 😍 — (2)
💍 Blue Collar Wifey — (2)
🙏 God’s Got You — (1)
⛓️ Thrift Queen peep the different chains — (1)
🦆 Mallard Duck — (2)
🌿 Camo “No Diggity” — (1)
🤪 Black “All the Good Ones Are Crazy” — (2)
💐 Green “Grow in Grace” — (1)

✨ All trucker hats are $28 ✨

05/09/2026

Come see us and Micro’s Cupboard from 4-8 this evening!!! We have lots of fun things out!

05/08/2026

✨ We’ll be at the Wine Walk tomorrow! ✨

Stop in and see us! We’ll have:
💐 Mother’s Day specials for those last-minute grabs
⛳ Our summer golf apparel
🎉 PLUS—Father’s Day specials that haven’t even been posted yet!

Come shop, sip, and snag something fun before it’s gone! 🛍️🥂

TODAY ONLY ⚡ Passports are 2 for $50 ⚡

2-for-50 deals must be paid at the time of placing the order. To access this flash sale you must visit Natasha Eagan at Pate Agency or contact Alexis O'Hair at 697-4600

In person or over the phone payments only, no online payments for this special deal. Don't miss out, this won't run for long 💥

Tomorrow - Saturday May 9th Passports will be $35/piece

05/08/2026

⛳️ Last golf merch drop! ⛳️
Finishing off our golf collection with towels + hats 🔥

Towels – $25 each
🏌️ Clubs for Sale Towel – (2) available
🏌️ Natural Slice Towel – (2) available

Hats – $30 each
🧢 I’d Tap That Hat – (2) available
🧢 Pull Out Hat – (1) available
🧢 I ❤️ Cart Girls Hat – (1) available
🧢 Balls Deep Hat – (1) available

Once they’re gone, they’re gone 👏 Claim yours in the comments or message

05/07/2026

⛳️ Next up… our MEN’S POLOS are here, and they definitely understood the assignment 👏🔥

🏌️ Gummy Bears Polo
Sizes: (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL

🇺🇸 USA Polo - SOLD OUT
Sizes: (1) L

🥃 Tequila Polo
Sizes: (1) M • (1) XL • (1) 2XL

🍑 Peach Polo
Sizes: (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL • (1) 2XL

⛳️ Curves Right Polo
Sizes: (1) L • (1) XL • (1) 2XL

👀 Eyes Up Here Polo
Sizes: (1) M • (1) XL • (1) 2XL

💲**$60 each**

Which one are you grabbing first?

05/07/2026

⛳️ Up first… our women’s golf shirts are live!

These polos are bringing all the fun to the course (or anywhere this summer ☀️)

🏌️‍♀️ Play Bad Look Rad Polo
Sizes available: (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL

🏌️‍♀️ Birdie Polo
Sizes available: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL

🏌️‍♀️ Gummy Bears Polo
Sizes available: (1) S • (1) M • (1) L • (1) XL

💲Price: $60 each

Which one are you snagging?!