06/23/2026
Things I Never Thought I’d Say… But I Work at an Antique Shop 🤣💀
Welcome to what may become a new series because, at least once a week, a sentence comes out of my mouth that would make absolutely no sense anywhere else.
This week’s winner:
“So where do I put this head now that I sold the plant stand?”
For the record, the head is fine. The plant stand found a new home. We’re just trying to navigate the aftermath. 😂
If you’ve ever worked in antiques, vintage, resale, or retail, you know some of the conversations we have on a daily basis are completely absurd—and somehow totally normal.
Stay tuned for the next installment of Things I Never Thought I’d Say… But I Work at an Antique Shop.
What strange things have you said at work lately? ⬇️