Pick Your Poison Tees

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Pick Your Poison Tees 🖤 Bold. Snarky. A little twisted.
✨ At Pick Your Poison Tees, every shirt is a whole mood. Sarcasm, dark humor, or unapologetic attitude. Hand-pressed. Unfiltered.
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Made to order. Designed to raise eyebrows + spark laughs.
👉 Wear your attitude. Pick Your Poison. Made for Moms, Misfits & Middle Fingers. Wear your mood. Wandering Owl Tees are Confident. Occasionally chaotic. Always comfy!

🧪✨ IT'S NATIONAL DESSERT DAY, WITCHES! ✨🧪And around here, we prefer our sweets with a little bit of magic and a question...
10/14/2026

🧪✨ IT'S NATIONAL DESSERT DAY, WITCHES! ✨🧪

And around here, we prefer our sweets with a little bit of magic and a questionable amount of chaos. 💀🖤
We've been brewing up a little something special in the PYP apothecary, and today we're letting YOU pick your poison! 🔮

🍒 Witch's Heart – Sweet, sparkly, and possibly responsible for a few bad decisions.
🍎 Cursed Cauldron – A little spice, a little sweetness, and a whole lot of witchy goodness.
🍫 Deadly Nightcap – Because chocolate and bad decisions go hand in hand.

Not feeling particularly boozy? We've got you, boo! 👻
🌙 Moonlit Float – A dreamy little treat with a magical twist.
💜 Hocus Pocus Punch – Sweet enough to put a spell on you.
☕ Enchanted Cocoa – A warm hug for your cold, dead soul.

NOW THE IMPORTANT QUESTION... 👀
🧪 Which potion are you picking?! Drop your choice in the comments!
And remember, calories don't count when they're brewed in a cauldron. That's just witchcraft. 💅😂

🎓✨ College educated. Strong. Independent. Intelligent.Also me:“Wed. Nes. Day.”Every. Single. Time.And apparently none of...
10/08/2026

🎓✨ College educated. Strong. Independent. Intelligent.

Also me:
“Wed. Nes. Day.”
Every. Single. Time.

And apparently none of that education is helping me remember what day of the week it is either. 😂

Happy Thursday, you highly educated disasters! 🖤

✨ Tuesday affirmation: ✨I am charming.I am delightful.I am absolutely judging you in my head. 💅It’s called balance. 😂Hap...
10/06/2026

✨ Tuesday affirmation: ✨

I am charming.
I am delightful.
I am absolutely judging you in my head. 💅

It’s called balance. 😂

Happy Tuesday, babes. May your face behave better than your internal monologue today. 🖤

ONE YEAR OF PICK YOUR POISON. 🥹🖤One year ago, we officially said goodbye to Wandering Owl Designs and introduced you to ...
10/04/2026

ONE YEAR OF PICK YOUR POISON. 🥹🖤

One year ago, we officially said goodbye to Wandering Owl Designs and introduced you to Pick Your Poison Co.

And somehow it already feels like this name has always been ours.

The poison bottle. The flowers representing our kids. The sarcasm. The spooky s**t. The pretty s**t. The slightly inappropriate s**t. 😂

Camilla wanted a brand that actually felt like her.

And one year later? It REALLY freaking does.

PYP has grown, changed, survived some chaos, shipped a ridiculous number of tees, made its way into boutiques all over the place, and given us a community of people who apparently have the exact same questionable sense of humor we do. 🖤

To every boutique that took a chance on us, every customer who picked their poison, every person who shared a post, placed an order, came back for another one, or told a friend about us...

Thank you for making this weird little idea ours.

Happy 1st birthday, Pick Your Poison Co. 🥹🧪🌸

One year down. Still picking poison.

TOOT TOOT, MUTHAF*CKA. IT’S CAMILLA’S BIRTHDAY. 🥳💀Today we’re celebrating our fearless leader, chaos coordinator, shirt ...
10/04/2026

TOOT TOOT, MUTHAF*CKA. IT’S CAMILLA’S BIRTHDAY. 🥳💀

Today we’re celebrating our fearless leader, chaos coordinator, shirt slinger, problem solver, and the woman who somehow keeps this whole circus moving even when life is doing the absolute MOST.

Camilla, we see you. 🖤
We see how much you carry. We see how hard you love your people. And we see you still showing up, even on the days when showing up is hard.

So today, we hope you feel just how loved and appreciated you are.

Happy freaking birthday, Camilla. 🥹🎂

Now everybody make some noise for the birthday bitch.

TOOT TOOT, MUTHAF*CKA. 📣💀🎉

Remember Wednesday when we said packing wholesale orders had us looking like that goat?Exhibit A. 😂📦ONE. ORDER.Three gia...
10/03/2026

Remember Wednesday when we said packing wholesale orders had us looking like that goat?

Exhibit A. 😂📦

ONE. ORDER.

Three giant boxes packed with PYP and headed to ONE boutique.

Cait and Camilla survived. Barely.
The order is packed.
The boxes are leaving.
The goat suddenly makes a lot more sense. ☠️

But seriously, seeing this much PYP headed to one shop will never not be freaking cool. 🖤

Cait and Camilla have been absolutely CRANKING through some huge wholesale orders lately, and this is a fairly accurate ...
10/01/2026

Cait and Camilla have been absolutely CRANKING through some huge wholesale orders lately, and this is a fairly accurate representation of us when the last tee is packed. 😂

Hundreds of tees pressed.
Boxes everywhere.
Our sanity? Questionable.
Orders? OUT THE DOOR. 📦👏

We love seeing PYP headed to shops all over the place… but somebody please check on Cait and Camilla. 😂🖤

I am grateful for what I have…but I am also open to receiving more.More money. More opportunities. More good news. More ...
09/30/2026

I am grateful for what I have…
but I am also open to receiving more.

More money. More opportunities. More good news. More peace. More orders. More naps. 💅

Grateful ≠ settling.
The universe can absolutely keep it coming. (The good stuff not the bad)😂✨

We found our people. 🖤💀Our sense of humor at this point is approximately:50% sarcasm25% caffeine20% inappropriate though...
09/29/2026

We found our people. 🖤💀

Our sense of humor at this point is approximately:

50% sarcasm
25% caffeine
20% inappropriate thoughts
5% pretending we actually like people

And somehow we turned that into a business. 😂

If this made you laugh instead of offend you, welcome. You belong here.

Saturday check‑in: no plans except maybe stealing the moon 🌚🔥 Weekend priorities are important.
09/27/2026

Saturday check‑in: no plans except maybe stealing the moon 🌚🔥

Weekend priorities are important.



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Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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