06/07/2026
🐰🎩 LOCAL RABBIT UNDER INVESTIGATION
We found this vintage rabbit and frankly, he’s raising more questions than answers.
Top hat.
Pocket watch.
Mysterious blue vessel.
A donkey standing silently behind him like he’s been subpoenaed.
This isn’t an Easter decoration.
This is a scene.
The rabbit appears to be explaining to authorities that he was nowhere near the missing carrots, while the donkey stands in the background trying very hard not to make eye contact.
“Sir, where were you on the night of the Great Garden Incident?”
Rabbit: checks pocket watch “Depends who’s asking.”
Donkey: 👀
The longer you look at this piece, the more it feels like you’re interrupting a conversation you absolutely should not be hearing.
Perfect for holding pens, makeup brushes, or secrets.
Available now at Upstairs Basement, where every shelf contains at least one item with a backstory that sounds made up but somehow isn’t. 🐰🐴💀