SweetBands

SweetBands www.sweetbandsapparel.com is a labor of love... love and pure concentrated evil. SweetBands are just like sweatbands except they are totally sweet.

Asking “What is a SweetBand?” is like asking “What is gravity?” or “Where does love come from?” or “Why do I always get an er****on while watching Goonies?” The only difference is that there is a clear scientific answer to your question and it borrows heavily from the theories of elasticity, water retention, and sweetness.

09/24/2016

Ohhhh...fan clubs.

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The Wrist Chomp’s terry cloth exterior keep your hands dry and free for use, while the plush stitching acts as an impene...
09/24/2016

The Wrist Chomp’s terry cloth exterior keep your hands dry and free for use, while the plush stitching acts as an impenetrable force-field to mosquitoes thirsty to drink from your wrist’s vulnerable arteries. Go Gators!

Every year, millions of tourists flock to Florida for the sandy beaches, sexy South Beach, and/or a sweet pair of oversized mouse ears with their name embroidered on the back. A Florida vacation is usually safe and air-conditioned, but for the more adventurous, the trip can include a quest to the...

Almost game time! Represent Gators.
09/24/2016

Almost game time! Represent Gators.

Being a Florida Gator fan can mean many things to different people. To some, it's all about football. Spending Fall Saturdays slamming hotdogs at 9 am and pi***ng your pants in a blacked out stupor by noon. The roar of a Swamp full of chomping frat bros and cute sorority girls pretending to know ...

Not sure why he's flicking us off at the end, but like this guy. Strong stache, mullet, and head apparel.
07/11/2016

Not sure why he's flicking us off at the end, but like this guy. Strong stache, mullet, and head apparel.

Is it the juice box? Or the sweatband??
07/05/2016

Is it the juice box? Or the sweatband??

Less than 2 weeks until Halloween and if you're still on the fence about which SB to order, we invite you to consider on...
10/19/2015

Less than 2 weeks until Halloween and if you're still on the fence about which SB to order, we invite you to consider one of our favorite customer reviews for The Tenenbomb. This one comes from "Erik R," who, in addition to being a great American and the 2,746,843 top reviewer on Amazon, is quite the wordsmith - weaving a tale of heroism and fates achieved thanks to his Tenenbomb. Well done Erik. We tip our bands to you.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1WXFXYPD30DLM/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B006ZNF5G0&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=3375251&store=sporting-goods

From Erik...
Only one word truly depicts the uncanny abilities of The Tenenbomb; Legendary.

When SweetBands created the 8th wonder of the world, I wasn't sure if I was ready to harness the power it would bring me. After owning The Tenenbomb for a week, I'll say no one can be ready for it, but wow, Legendary.

The Libyan yack fleece brings total comfort to the wearer. The Tenenbomb frames my face really adding to the sexiness of my face. It's timeless look satisfies even the most classic looking faces.

However, The Tenenbomb goes so much further than looks and feel. The Tenenbomb grew confidence in me. I could feel myself becoming a better human being. Since wearing The Tenenbomb, I have helped multiple elderly ladies cross the street, saved 4 stray dogs, and learned two foreign languages.

But let me go back to the beginning. The Tenenbomb was delivered so fast I swear it must have sprouted wings and flown itself to my doorstep. It was packaged with so much care that I almost felt bad removing the wrapping. Luckily I did because now I don't leave home without it.

I had no idea how much more satisfying activities can be with this headband. I can play basketball without sweat in my face. WOW. I actually upped my benchpress max by 30 lbs just by wearing The Tenenbomb. WHAT? Yes. There's not a better band on the market, and honestly, there isn't a better piece of clothing out there. This is a DONT MISS buy.

Local strongman finishes first half marathon wearing Sweetband and carrying child the entire way! Without a day of train...
08/10/2015

Local strongman finishes first half marathon wearing Sweetband and carrying child the entire way! Without a day of training, Martin Hirsch told reporters Sunday that he was casually carrying his son through a vineyard when he saw a Sweetband in the brush. Upon placing it on his head, he felt compelled to run. At that exact moment he heard an airhorn in the distance and sprinted in the direction of the sound. Once he arrived at the race's origin he quickly signed in and proceeded to place second in his age group but first in the "males carrying children" category. Sweetbands salutes you Martin Hirsch... we only hope that one day you figure out what it is you are running from. (love... its definitely love)

Hey Band Heads! Quick business lesson... If you sell mega-plush and wildly-absorbent sweatbands to help fund general yac...
01/08/2015

Hey Band Heads! Quick business lesson...

If you sell mega-plush and wildly-absorbent sweatbands to help fund general yacht up-keep and luxury, wine-drenched camping weekends with the model team, you might want to avoid running out of your most popular bands right in the middle of the summer.

  to that time Cara Delevigne stopped by the SweetBands Holiday Party to shoot some pool. Hustler.
12/11/2014

to that time Cara Delevigne stopped by the SweetBands Holiday Party to shoot some pool. Hustler.

Just goes to show that everything good starts with some strong sweatbands...
10/31/2014

Just goes to show that everything good starts with some strong sweatbands...

Aujourd'hui, Jean va au terrain essayer son nouveau ballon... // Today, Jean goes to the basketball court to try his brand new ball... A short film by HOTU http://hotu.fr/ https://www.facebook.com/hotu.fr

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