Matt's Cakes & Things

06/11/2024

Check out our new premium version of our popular Groceries & S**t bag!
She's got a leather handle and is more rugged than your trade last night.
She's fun, she's durable, and just a little but fancy.
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05/26/2024

www.mattscakesandthings.com
WEBSITE IS LIVE AGAIN!

We’re back up and running for you guys! Stay slutty this holiday weekend and stock up on new gear for summer 😈

05/26/2024

Hey everyone,

The website will be down for the next 24-48 hours as we migrate to a new sales platform and redesign the site. We may also start using a new domain/url name, so stay tuned and we'll announce all the specifics once the website is back up.

WE ARE STILL TAKING ORDERS!! If you'd like to place an order please dm me on either this page or my personal page.

I'd like to thank everyone for your continued support and appreciate your patience during this time. We'll be up and running again soon, bigger and better than ever before!

03/30/2024

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03/20/2024

Serving cake… get your slice at www.mattscakesandthings.com ps you can also see the pantless version there 😝

02/24/2024

02/10/2024

11/24/2023

We’re going all in for Black Friday!
50% OFF EVERYTHING (NOW - CYBER MONDAY)
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11/24/2023

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
It's Happening: 50% OFF EVERYTHING!!! 😱
NOW UNTIL CYBER MONDAY
Have at it 😈
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11/10/2023

It’s showtime…
New season, new clothes… let season 2 of MC&T begin! We’re cleaning house and for the next 24 hours the entire website is 50% off! That’s right homosexuals that means we’ve got shirts for as low as $11! Use code SHOWTIME at checkout 🤪
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10/09/2023

Big Fists = Big Solutions 😈👊
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