Ma'lesh Cat Chronicles

Ma'lesh Cat Chronicles Unbothered. Sarcastic. Egyptian. Ma’lesh Cat Chronicles — humor with a side of side-eye. �

I hope everyone is enjoying their Labor Day back home in the US. I may be on vacation but putting my little Egyptian Ara...
09/07/2026

I hope everyone is enjoying their Labor Day back home in the US. I may be on vacation but putting my little Egyptian Arabic to work has been quite the struggle. Maybe I'll get there on my 7th trip. 😹

Ma’lesh is popping up at Cats Paw Winery! 🍷🐾Come spend your Saturday doing what Saturdays were made for: shopping, sippi...
09/05/2026

Ma’lesh is popping up at Cats Paw Winery! 🍷🐾

Come spend your Saturday doing what Saturdays were made for: shopping, sipping, eating, and pretending you only came for “one little thing.” 😏

I’ll be bringing Ma’lesh Cat Chronicles goodies, questionable self-control around w**e, and enough catitude for us all.

📍 Cats Paw Winery — Blackwood, SC
🍂 Fall Vendor Fest
📅 Saturday, September 19
⏰ 9 AM–4 PM

Grab a friend, come say hi, shop some amazing vendors, and sip something delicious while you’re at it.

Cocktails. Shopping. Ma'lesh.
I really don’t see the downside. 🐈🍹🛍️

If you have a dog in the Greenville, SC area, you do NOT want to miss this! 🥳🐶🐾
08/25/2026

If you have a dog in the Greenville, SC area, you do NOT want to miss this! 🥳🐶🐾

☀️ One Last Summer Celebration ☀️

Before we trade pool days for pumpkin spice, we're throwing an End of Summer RAVE Paw-ty for our daycare guests!

For just $15, your pup will enjoy: 🥤 Whipped cream "shots" 📸 Bright and colorful photo opportunities 🐾 Extra enrichment and playtime 🎉 A fun-filled celebration with friends

📅 August 31

Let's send summer off with wagging tails, happy pups, and memories you'll love seeing in their report card photos. 🌈🐶✨

This has been a mandatory wellness announcement from the Department of Dramatic Repositioning. Please stretch responsibl...
08/24/2026

This has been a mandatory wellness announcement from the Department of Dramatic Repositioning. Please stretch responsibly and no swatting at your neighbor. 😂🐾

This was definitely me before the caffeine hit 🤣
08/20/2026

This was definitely me before the caffeine hit 🤣

Happy crazy Thursday! Be sure to stop by tonight at the Wausau Night Market from 5-9 p.m. We will be in the 200 block with some truly amazing bows, headbands and hair accessories. We will even have some grab and go gift bags. Hope to see you there🎀

“After years of service, management still questions why Shower Security is necessary. This is exactly why I don't trust ...
08/19/2026

“After years of service, management still questions why Shower Security is necessary. This is exactly why I don't trust management.”
— Mila, Head of Security 😒

Does anyone else have furry security guards, whether or not they asked for the service? 😂

08/19/2026
This is why our Ma'lesh mug is so big ☕️😆
08/17/2026

This is why our Ma'lesh mug is so big ☕️😆

Facts ☕️😍

We’re quick to complain when something goes wrong, so why do we get suspicious when things start going right? 😂No “this ...
08/17/2026

We’re quick to complain when something goes wrong, so why do we get suspicious when things start going right? 😂
No “this is too good to be true.” No waiting for the other shoe to drop. No mentally preparing for a plot twist that hasn’t even been written yet.
Sometimes the good thing is just… good.
Celebrate the win. Enjoy the moment. Let yourself be happy about it.
You can bitch about tomorrow’s inconvenience when it gets here. 😌🐾

A business owner's gotta do what a business owner's gotta do 🤭
08/15/2026

A business owner's gotta do what a business owner's gotta do 🤭

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Greenville, SC
29605

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