11/27/2025
When a small-town farm in Highlands Texas prepares for its annual Thanksgiving Feast Festival, two rival birds find themselves in the crosshairs. The Goose Gavin Gooseworth III, a proud, pompous show-bird bred for luxury, and the Turkey Tucker “Drumstick” McGobble, a scrappy, street-smart barnyard survivor who’s dodged the carving knife for years. After overhearing the farmer boast that only one bird will make it to the mayor’s table this year, Gavin Goose and Tucker Turkey declare war. What begins as harmless barnyard bickering soon escalates into a full-blown feathered feud of sabotage, deception, and poultry pandemonium. Their feud ignites a barnyard arms race. Eggs become grenades, feed buckets turn into b***y traps, and the hens start running an underground betting ring.
The farmer’s daughter, who’s secretly vegan, teams up with a conspiracy-minded rooster to stop the chaos before the feast becomes a bloodbath. But the game changes when everyone discovers that the farmer’s wife, who wields more power, drops the bombshell: “Let’s roast them both!” Gooseworth III and McGobble then must decide: continue their feud or join forces against their greatest enemy—human appetite. The bitter rivals join forces for one final flight to freedom. With the help of a caffeine-addicted rooster named Cluck Norris and a pig hacker called Hamuel L. Jackson, they hatch a plan so crazy, it just might fly.
Place your bets in the comments and catch part 2 coming on Dec. 25th!
As we take time to reflect on all that we are thankful for, we want to take a moment and extend our thanks to you for your continued business and support. We hope that you and your family have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. May you find something humorous to chuckle and cluck about.