04/25/2026
Clocked in for mandatory OT at Mom’s house and apparently there’s a new supervisor from over at The Knotty Hippy running the floor.
And let me tell you… this one is unhinged in a very feline, very ‘I run this place now’ way.
Snack breaks were absolutely not taken, but the new boss is extremely paws‑on and deeply committed to micromanaging.
He has to touch, tap, sniff, and personally inspect every single thing you make — quality control by way of chaos.
My dogs supervise with vibes.
This cat supervises with delusion, claws, and a clip board only he can see.
Chains were made, boundaries were crossed, and the new boss is definitely getting written up (by me).
‼️ Also… we’ve got exciting news coming tonight!!!!!!
Any guess what we might to setting up?? 🫣 🛒