06/22/2026
Someone stole a barrel from us at the last show. It isn’t anything that’ll hurt us financially too badly, but still. Why take something like that? It wasn’t expensive at all. So, to the person that took it, I hope you enjoy it and it serves you well for many years. I also hope that the fleas of 1000 camels infest your crotch and armpits. I also hope that you get violent diarrhea and a bout of angry full body sneezes while you’re in stopped traffic.