Chaos Farm

Chaos Farm We are a small, family owned and operated farm outside of Providence. Closed to the public.
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05/14/2026

Our replacement hive came in this morning and once the rain moved out Tim was able to welcome the new ladies home. This is a strong and happy hive! While waiting for the rain to clear I was reframing their brood box and making their sugar elixir in the kitchen and just the strong vibrstion buzz off this hive made me smile. So vibrant! These are Italian Honeybees; the worlds most widespread breed of the species. They are popular amongst greenhorn bee keepers as they are very chill and are good foragers. They are also less likely to swarm out on ya but, as we all remember the day our hive swarmed on camera for us, less likely doesnt mean wont lol. So now we host 2 bee species here - Buckfast and Italian and while it wasnt in the plan, if things go right (one can always dream) then when we split these hives it would bee possible for a hybrid mix of the 2 breeds and could prove to bee phenomenal. We shall see! We do have some supplies - snacks to meds to tools- on our wish list if you’d like to celebrate their homecoming with us! Find our wish list here and stay tuned for the new cast and crew of Days of our Hives, Chaos edition. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1OJ2Q9DLNOIHB?ref_=wl_share

05/13/2026

If ya aint loading thousands of honeybees into the car after school drop off by 7:45am are you even living?! 😆 Welcome home! In a wonderful surprise our poastal carrier Wendy messaged us to let us know she had a mob of buzzin butts with our name on em at the post office. We were so relieved as Tim had spent yesterday trying to track them down and talking to the company. Bees can only survive five days of this kind of transit and then they’ll die and this was day four. No one could find them so we had assumed the worst —- turns out these girls were just flying under the radar! Lets get em to their new hive! We will keep ya posted and thank you Wendy for a good news morning!!

Way Back Wednesday. Heres Tim, on the right, having lunch with his mom and big brother. Heres the guy who, when hes not ...
05/13/2026

Way Back Wednesday. Heres Tim, on the right, having lunch with his mom and big brother. Heres the guy who, when hes not busy writing code and fixing the “world wide web”, hes out with me wrangling some animal or in his bee suit tending to the hives, or building a new enclosure, or fixing the wires, or cutting a new vent, or or or or….
Funny, he still looks at me that way when I am looking outside, sipping my coffee and say “Ya know, I was thinkin’ we could…”🤣

🚨 NEW PRICES! The hens are in full laying swing and we can now lower our prices with the influx of eggs and introduction...
05/13/2026

🚨 NEW PRICES! The hens are in full laying swing and we can now lower our prices with the influx of eggs and introduction of our duck egg dozens! 🌈 Find 3 kinds of dozens of eggs in our fridge priced as follows: $7/dz rainbow chicken eggs, $6/dz brown chicken eggs and $10/dz for massive duck eggs. Everyone is pasture raised here at the farm and the proof is in our rich orange yolks (and chicken p**p in the driveway…). Dont forget: you can feed our flock while grabbing your eggs anytime with a quarter at the farmstand fred dispenser! 🌽 The birds have figured out the gambit and when they hear you at they gate they hustle on over to their mini picnic table for your treats! 🏃🏼‍♀️ 1890 Old Louisquisset Pike Lincoln RI. Venmo/cash/paypal friendly at our 24/7 stand. 😎

While it may not look like it (especially now with the ducks) we run a clean ship here at the farm. We have 7 waterers -...
05/12/2026

While it may not look like it (especially now with the ducks) we run a clean ship here at the farm. We have 7 waterers - from buckets to bubblers to auto fills and pools - and ALL get deep cleaned during the week by me along with being rinsed out 2-3x a day!Many many many problems can be avoided by keeping feed and water containers clean. A lot of times when I am consulting at another farm or homestead, I will ask “When was the last time you bleached your feed bins and water containers?” And I get the blink blink look so we start there! I remind them, just because these are outdoor animals doesnt mean less cleaning - many times it means more! If youd like to help us run this squeaky clean ship we have some items on our amazon wish list that can do that! Visit it here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1OJ2Q9DLNOIHB?ref_=wl_share

05/12/2026

Breakfast extras with the gal pals. 🍓 They dont like the berries but they love the berry tops! 💚 Aparagus shoot bottoms are a favorite and cabbage is too but we give that sparingly because it effects them like it does us 💨 but with their 3 stomach chambers things get outta hand quickly! www.chaosfarmalpaca.com - Visit our website for a fun bio of who is who here at the farm 🦙 🐑

I had a very glamorous Mothers Day and I hope all of the moms out there had the day they so very much earned ❤️ Yesterd...
05/11/2026

I had a very glamorous Mothers Day and I hope all of the moms out there had the day they so very much earned ❤️ Yesterday I was given a beautiful afternoon with my family, wrapping up a near flawless vacation. Tim treated us to the Mothers Day tea at Blithewold Manor. While it may seem a little bizarre that a rough and tumble farmer gets starry eyed over tiny tea cups, macarons and just delicate, fanciful events - I dont recall ever having a setting on myself called “normal” so it tracks with my usual oddness and thats ok. I assure you I clean up well and didnt wear my muck boots and work gloves to the Manor. It was absolutely beautiful. From every cup and scone to dollop of clotted cream - it was a delight and dazzling. I love old homes, from the decorating of them to preserving the woodwork to a simple glass doorknob I will notice and comment on. I love just thinking about who may have stood right where I stand today- in this very spot. The lives, the joys, the celebrations, the - everything - that has passed these halls and still it stands waiting for more being preserved by hardworking people that care. The gardens were incredible even though this spring has been difficult on our annuals. I left envious of the oodles of chicken free space they have to create such endless gardens with rare if not impossible to find flowers and trees. The trees. I could have stood thete all day and just looked at their sensational size. Theyre literally record breaking. Unbelievable and a must see and experience. As a small business I am adamant on positive feedback and word of mouth advertising as the best way to pay it forward to a local businesses. I have wonderful time at the manor and I would recommend a visit if not to iust pass along in the gardens but perhaps catch a special event they are hosting.

Well, judging by the new moves in the nesting boxes, its gunna take a few to get Chaos straighted out here at the farm a...
05/11/2026

Well, judging by the new moves in the nesting boxes, its gunna take a few to get Chaos straighted out here at the farm after a week of travels. Fortunately, our egg fridge is stocked with duck AND chicken eggs, nesting balls, fiber refills, felted soaps, watercolor cards and bookmarks. The stand is Venmo, cash, and PayPal friendly and is open 24/7 at 1890 Old Louisquisset Pike.
Looking for our amazing manure? We will be replenished by the coming weekend! And if you’re looking for our clothing line, yarn, stuffies, dryer balls and all-year-long alpava gear- you can find our table fully stocked for all of your summer needs at Imagine Gifts in Warren, Rhode Island. While our stock is limited we do have some options online for Farm pick up or ship out on our website at chaosfarmalpaca.com With so many ways to partake in Chaos, what are you waiting for?!

🦙 Mom figures work really hard to make paradise come to life everyday, not just on a vacation- DO NOT forget them on Sun...
05/08/2026

🦙 Mom figures work really hard to make paradise come to life everyday, not just on a vacation- DO NOT forget them on Sunday. Stop by the farm and grab a felted soap, nesting ball, beautiful fresh eggs (duck or chicken!) and a one of a kind, handpainted card. 💝 We even supply the pink alpaca gift bag (while supplies last). 🌼 Then Run down the road to our friends at Butterfly for farmgrown flowers, take her to dine at one of our many locally owned joints and make her a locally sourced gift for extra bonus points. Shes proud she raised ya right 😎
Cash/venmo/paypal friendly at 1890 Old Louisquisset Pike Lincoln.

Our farm helpers helped EGGSTRA for us and washed, padked and refilled the egg fridge! We are so lucky! Get em while ya ...
05/06/2026

Our farm helpers helped EGGSTRA for us and washed, padked and refilled the egg fridge! We are so lucky! Get em while ya can! Fresh and laid today! Venmo/cash/paypal friendly 24/7

Greetings from Nova Scotia! 🍁 This family is pretty happy to be wearing their alpaca socks 🧦 today for all our adventure...
05/05/2026

Greetings from Nova Scotia! 🍁 This family is pretty happy to be wearing their alpaca socks 🧦 today for all our adventures up here!! We have much planned and people on the farm looking over Chaos in our absence. The farm stand is stocked for you with chicken and duck eggs, nesting balls, fiber refills, handpainted cards and bookmarks, and felted soaps. Stop by and use the scan friendly way to pay or use the cash box. We will be back in due time, Until then, visit our table at Imagine Gifts RI for socks, stuffies, yarn and alpaca gear of your own from us. 🎁
Big shout out to our emergency farmers (our farm hand had an emergency and had to cancel with less than 24 hours before we left - CHAOS) - Emily and Rebecca - you are the definition of best friends. ❤️

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1890 Old Louisquisset Pike
Lincoln, RI
02865

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+14132186059

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