04/28/2026
Soon it will be the time of year when my pale legs emerge from the safety and protection of long pants. They will look out of place and ridiculous. I imagine them blinking slowly and with confusion while staring up at a sun they haven’t seen since last year, then they hiss at me and try to scramble back to the shadows where they feel more comfortable. Point is, shorts will be out next week. To make room, jeans will be 50% off Wednesday and Thursday, and $1 Friday and Saturday. All jeans are included in the 50% sale, even high end! We will be filling in with new stock as things sell, so definitely check back. You might want to wear sunglasses so my winter legs don’t accidentally cause corneal damage.