Offbeat Antiques and Oddities

11/29/2025

✨ Offbeat’s Final Dark Market as Vendors! ✨
We’re so grateful this event has given us the chance to see so many of our regulars twice a year since we closed last year — your support has meant everything to us. 💛

If you’ve been waiting to come see us, this is the time. We’re clearing out the rest of our inventory with massive price cuts and would love to say goodbye in person.

Come snag your favorites, grab some incredible deals, and help us make our last Dark Market as vendors one to remember. 🖤

03/18/2025

Time to add some meat to these bones! 💀
We are so pleased to announce we're opening up a new booth at in (where else?) Kalama! Finally, a use for the old hanging sign! We'll be populating this latest booth with more vintage, obscure, and amazing collectibles for our fans, old and new! And look out for us once again at April's for some of our more exotic merchandise alongside many, many other cool vendors! See you soon! 🦇

12/12/2024

🌙✨ Help Us Choose! ✨🌙

We’re gearing up for Longview’s Spring Dark Market, and we need your input! We've created three incredible poster designs for this year’s event, and we can't decide which one captures the perfect vibe.

👉 Cast your vote below by commenting Design 1, Design 2, or Design 3. Your input will help us set the tone for this unforgettable weekend!

🗓 Event Details:
📅 Saturday, April 19th | 11 AM - 6 PM
📅 Sunday, April 20th | 11 AM - 5 PM
📍 Cowlitz Cowlitz County Event Center

Stay tuned—your pick will be revealed soon! 🖤


Offbeat Antiques and Oddities & Coven Creations

12/12/2024

12/01/2024

🎄✨ Don't miss your chance to get festive with a twist! Tomorrow is your LAST chance to visit the Longview Holiday Dark Market and snag your photos with the one and only Krampus! 📸👹

Celebrate the season with a little mischief and some unforgettable memories. Whether you're naughty or nice, Krampus is ready for his close-up with YOU!

🗓 When: Tomorrow
📍 Where: Longview Holiday Dark Market

Come for the photos, stay for the unique holiday shopping, spooky vibes, and festive fun. Don’t let this dark holiday tradition slip away! 🎅⚡👹

11/29/2024

Tomorrow is the first day of the ! What are you hoping to see? What do you hope we will bring? Are you taking photos with Krampus?? We want to know!

11/24/2024

Come see us next weekend at the ! We have missed seeing all of our favorite customers and are excited to be back with some of our unusual wares and photos with Krampus! Come by, say hello, and do some holiday shopping! Share the event, invite your friends and get ready for an unforgettable shopping experience!

11/03/2024

Krampus returns!! This year, Krampus will be returning to the on November 30th and December 1st
for this unique holiday tradition! Don't miss your chance to capture a hauntingly festive photo with the legendary Krampus himself! Perfect for fans of the dark side of the season, this is an experience you won’t want to miss. Come for the photo op, stay for the market's incredible lineup of spooky vendors, artists, and entertainment.

🎄Embrace the shadowy side of the holidays! See you there! 🎄

10/24/2024

🎃WE'RE COMING BACK! (Just smaller.) 🖤💀
We've got us a new booth space at , a community-focused shop here on Commerce in Longview! We've still got plenty of vintage curiosities, including some of the weird and esoteric stuff, though a lot of that you can look forward to seeing at November 30th and December 1st! 🦇 Until then, come check out Polly's! It's a great local shop filled with TONS of interesting stuff, and we are just the latest!
☕ And hey! When you're not shopping Polly's, is just up the block, so stop in for an autumnal latte! We told you we'd be around! 😉