09/28/2026
⛳️ Golf day with my little homie!
One of the most competitive dudes I know. He came out here ready to take my money and hurt my feelings… but I’m gonna have to kick his butt today for two reasons:
1. He showed up wearing the competition’s hat. 😂 We love our Salty Rodeo family, but come on, little homie… you’re playing with the Cactus Alley guy!
2. I’m probably gonna cheat a little bit. You gotta do what you gotta do when pride is on the line. 😂
He may be younger, faster, and probably has a better swing… but I’ve got experience, questionable scorekeeping, and absolutely no shame.
Cactus Alley Hat Co. — raising the next generation of outlaws one questionable golf score at a time. ⛳️🏌️