05/28/2026
It’s not a cult.I’ll not have that talk.
Sure, we dress alike. Sure, we use language normal people don’t understand. Sure, we gather in strange places to perform rituals involving chalk, caffeine and suffering.
But it is NOT a cult.
And let’s stop calling participation “mandatory.”
Compulsory sounds way more professional.
Salvation awaits. Get your purple drank tee now!
Stay Strong. Stay Weird.