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11/06/2026

Tis' the Season where markets begin to open! Come start your holiday shopping started ! As of this coming week come find Beached Bum Life weekly at the following venues!
(with the exception of KW Artisan which is currently bi-weekly and weekly come January). www.BeachedBumLife.com

11/06/2026

🌴☀️ Find Your Serenity with Beached Bum Life! 🏖️

Meet our beautiful “Serenity” Beach Towel — your perfect companion for a relaxing day in paradise! 🌊💙

Our oversized, sand-resistant towels are designed for beach lovers who want comfort, style, and convenience!

✨ Why you’ll love them:
🏖️ Sand-resistant & luxuriously soft

💦 Quick-drying & super absorbent

🌴 Oversized 35” × 71”

🔐 Hidden zipper pocket for your valuables

👜 FREE matching beach tote!

📍 Pick up your Serenity towel this SATURDAY at Boondocks Open Air Market in Ramrod Key!

🕘 9 AM – 2 PM

🛍️ Can’t make it? Order online anytime!

🌐

Less Sand. More Serenity. More Beach Life! ☀️

11/05/2026

🌴☀️ YOUR BEACH DAYS JUST GOT BETTER! 🏖️

Meet Beached Bum Life — bringing you innovative beach essentials that make every day in paradise even better! 🌊

🏖️ Our Oversized Sand-Resistant Beach Towels
✅ Luxuriously soft & quick-drying
✅ Hidden zipper pocket for your valuables
✅ Lightweight, compact & super absorbent
✅ Bonus beach bag included!

📱 Our Phone Koozies
☀️ Help keep your phone cooler in the sun
📱 Protect your phone from sand and scratches
🌴 Perfect for the beach, pool, boating & outdoor adventures!

🎥 Watch our video and see why beach lovers are discovering Beached Bum Life!

📍 Find us at local markets in Fort Myers Beach and Cape Coral!

🛍️ Shop online anytime:
🌐 www.beachedbumlife.com

💙 Life’s Better at the Beach — Live the Beached Bum Life! 🌴

11/03/2026

☀️📱 KEEP YOUR PHONE COOL WITH THE BEACHED BUM LIFE PHONE KOOZIE! 🌴🏖️

Sunshine is great for you, but not so great for your phone! 🔥

Our Phone Koozie helps protect your phone from the heat while you’re enjoying the beach, pool, boating, or just a beautiful Florida day!

🌞 Helps keep your phone up to 10° cooler

📱 Available in 4 sizes to fit different phones

🏖️ Lightweight, protective neoprene material

🌊 Perfect for beach days, boating, and outdoor adventures!

💥 ONLY $25!

Don’t let the Florida sunshine overheat your phone. Give it its own little Koozie! 😎

🛍️ Shop at www.beachedbumlife.com or visit us at one of our local markets!

BEACHED BUM LIFE — Live the Beach Life! 🌴

10/31/2026

It's a perfect day to be at the Boondocks Open Air Market this Saturday ! Visit Rebecca at the Beached Bum Tiki Booth for some awesome beach gear 😍

10/30/2026

Visit Beached Bum Life ,right next to the clock in downtown Times Square every Friday 9am-1pm

10/29/2026

Beach days just got a whole lot better!
Come discover our Beached Bum Life collection, featuring our oversized, luxuriously soft, sand-resistant beach towels with hidden zipper pockets and our one-of-a-kind Phone Koozies that help keep your phone cooler and protected!
We're bringing the beach vibes to Southwest Florida, and we'd love to meet you!
HERE'S WHERE TO FIND US
TUESDAY - Santini Plaza, Fort
Myers Beach
THURSDAY - Santini Plaza, Fort
Myers Beach
FRIDAY - Times Square, Fort
Myers Beach
SATURDAY - Cape Coral

10/27/2026

There's nothing more gratifying than having our Beached Bum Life ™ customers stop in our booth to tell us why they love our Travel beach towels!
Is it the hidden pocket ?
Is it because they are quick dry?
Is it because how compact and soft they are ?
Or maybe it's the amazing original prints in our collection.
You tell us.
Please review Beached Bum Life. We appreciate you all so much
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