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06/25/2026

Nettys ink- The Night Seducer

​It’s nearly nightfall, baby, and I’m here.
It’s Netty’s Ink—there’s nothing left to fear.
Don’t try to run, just heed the call;
Stay with me, and we’ll have a ball.
​No use in hiding, no use in the chase,
I’m Netty’s Ink, and I’m setting the pace.
You know my nature, you know the truth:
It’s what I do... I seduce.

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Ding D**g

06/22/2026

06/22/2026

Things in Nettybell's Head.

I missed a spot.

One day the pool was soaking up the sun while the creepy crawler was fast at work.

Pool- I love soaking up rays, creepy crawler making waves. Going around just cleaning me.

Creepy crawler- Somebody has to do it. Your lazy ass lying there, who wants to deal with algae?

Pool- Make sure you scrub the steps; I don't want to be slippery.

Creepy Crawler- I'm tired of you barking out orders. It's bad enough I work this hard for free.

Pool- Your job is to keep me clean, so I can look blue like the sea.

Creepy crawler- That's it, I'm breaking down. And I didn't clean around your drain, now you look real nasty.

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Ding D**g

06/16/2026

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05/29/2026

Introducing Oceans Middle who enjoys her alone time. Telephone ring.

Hey girl.......listen girlfriend, you know I love you. No disrespect and I'm not trying to be rude.

You know me, sometimes I just don't want to be bothered. Nothing personal, I'll call you back later. Right now let me enjoy this moment of solitude.

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Ding D**g

05/11/2026

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Please, not that Judge!

NettyBell sashayed into the courtroom, wearing a white robe with Emma Emerald on.

D**g Run- All rise for the fabulous NettyBell.
Courtroom rose.

NettyBell- Please be seated. D**g Run, what's the first case for today?
D**g Run- NettyBell another case slipped through and wound up here. It's you against Mr. Daniel Maurry. Arrested for siphoning gas with a container with one word on it. Sorry.

NettyBell- Defense.

Defense- NettyBell my client says it's like this. He's never been in trouble before because when you're in trouble, you give others power. Gas is $19.91 a gallon for regular. He uses supreme and he makes $11.05 an hour.

If he goes to work, he can't afford gas. If he buys gas, what sense does it make to go to work. Do you understand what he means? Supreme is $27.13. Those prices, how is he going to go to work, buy gas and pay rent?

NettyBell- Mr. Maurry, I understand everything you said........I think. That doesn't give you the right to steal. Prices are so high It's like we're all tempted to do things.

GAVEL CAME DOWN! 1 year Probation.

Hell, it's so bad now, it's a struggle for me to stay clean.

Ding D**g