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Be balder. New Clothing Coming 2027

04/22/2026

What are they buying?

04/21/2026

Having hair would suckkkkkkkkkkkk

04/20/2026

This is a developing story… stay tuned/bald.

04/15/2026

Fiancé: “I bet you got hit on a lot tonight”

Me: “Something like that”

04/15/2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Global Hairline Research Institute has issued a warning that hairlines are nearing extinction at an alarming rate. Scientists report male hairlines are retreating faster than polar ice caps, with the average forehead projected to reach IMAX proportions by 2045. Conservation efforts have officially failed. Experts are urging affected men to remain calm, remove their hats, and accept the inevitable.

Do you know of a person whose hairline is is at risk of extinction?

04/14/2026

Go get that workout in, my bald kings!

04/14/2026

They really out here asking for my hair color like I didn’t transcend that weak-ass category years ago. 💀

Blonde?
Brown?
Black?
Nah.
Bald AF.

This ain’t hair loss.
This is evolution.

While y’all are buying shampoo, edge control, and praying in the mirror…
I’m out here with a polished dome and unlimited confidence.

My scalp got more shine than your future.

Being bald isn’t a hairstyle—
it’s a warning label.

Proceed with caution.

****Reflective when exposed to sunlight


04/12/2026

“Fore-Head?”

04/11/2026

“The only thing lower than the scores is the hairline.”

04/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS:

The Bald Times Just Debuted.

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